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January 15, 2021

As Fox News' Ratings Fall Below Those of Disney's "Pedophile Picnic" and Bravo's "AIDS Roadshow," It Leaks Word That It Might Fire Its CEO

I don't think this is real.

Oh, they might fire her.

But I feel Fox creating a narrative that this one person was the Big Problem, so that they can avoid getting rid of Paul Ryan, Bill Sammon, Chris Wallace, Sandra Smith, Neil Cavuto, and Chris Stirewalt.

To name just a few of the diehard Democrats and Democrat-allied corporatists that need to go.

By the way: Don't overlook Bill Sammon, just because he's not on the air. He controls -- and censors -- Fox News hosts and reporters. He's head of Fox News' DC "news" bureau, I think, and therefore is the Censorship Czar for all political stories.

He's the tumor you don't see, but which is killing the body.

But here's your sacrificial lamb.

So don't fall for the bait. Even if they can her, they have not done even 1% of what they need to do to rebuild trust.

Still, it's a pretty good LOL that they had to put this story out, huh?

Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott's Job Is in Jeopardy, Insiders Say

Amid sagging ratings, Rupert Murdoch has taken a more hands-on role at Fox, perhaps portending the end of the road for the network's CEO since 2018.


Amid ongoing ratings struggles, Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott and President Jay Wallace are fighting for their jobs as their boss Rupert Murdoch has swooped in to take a more hands-on role at the network in recent days, multiple network insiders told The Daily Beast.

In fact, according to six people familiar with the situation, Scott's days at Fox News may shortly be coming to an end, following a tumultuous few months in which the conservative cable news giantís ratings have sagged following the November election....

In response to a request for comment for this story, a Fox Corporation spokesperson said, "Your premise is wrong. It is wishful thinking by our competitors." But when pressed for a statement of support for Scott from Fox CEO Lachlan Murdoch, none was forthcoming.

Yeah, so here's who they're thinking of making the new CEO: David Rhodes of CBS and Bloomberg, brother of Obama "mind-meld" buttboy Ben Rhodes.

They claim he's "libertarian" and "more conservative" than his gonzo-progressive lunatic brother. Well, thank God for small favors, huh?

Heckuva job, Lachey.

So you know, Fox is suuuuuuuper serious you guys about repairing its reputation with conservatives.

You guys seriously they're so serious about winning you back you don't even know how serious they are you guys.

You guys?

You guys?

Notice is Hereby Served to the GOP

Think we'll just keep eating the endless series of Shit Sandwiches you serve up for us?

Look at Fox.

Last warning. BEYOND the Last warning. We will eat your Shit sandwiches no more. We are not just ready to walk, but eager to walk.

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