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January 08, 2021

Please Pray For Tonight's ONT

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Not Real Helpful

Beats “Live Laugh Love”

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Probably want to be saluted too

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Mental health road map

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When cats attack!

Scenes and memes from Wednesday

Bang.jpg"The People's House"

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Getting old

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I mean really old

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Skills to pay the bills

Well, he gave it a shot...

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'Ware the grandmas

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More spot on than it should be

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If they get out of line, he can hit them with mace.

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Short of the day

Evil, but not stupid

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Which Leads To..

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I'm thinking of getting into advertising, so I made a commercial for my portfolio

You'd have to have a heart of bone not to laugh

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Well, shit

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Signs of the end times

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So how long will 28 capsules last?

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That left a mark

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