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Quote I “If you can loot businesses, burn down buildings, engage in protests, you can also go to a Christmas party,” White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Quote II “Actually his or her heart is beating 100 to 160 times a minute at 6 weeks. Simple biology that has nothing to do with the sex of the individual writing legislation.” Benjamin Watson
“This is not the desired outcome, regardless of the circumstances that led to police involvement with this individual. Life and safety are our primary concerns, and right now our main preoccupation is with finding this person.” Lowell Police Commissioner Kelly Richardson
“These individuals have taken responsibility for their past actions, paid a price to society, and demonstrated the ability to turn themselves around and live responsibly." Democratic Colorado Governor Jared Polis
"If more members of Congress took the bus on a more regular basis. We'd probably be at the top of the list for funding." Joe Schwieterman, a transportation expert who directs the Chaddick Institute for Metropolitan Development at DePaul University.
I'm sure we all know at least one person like this. We might even be that person.Why some people always run late. It’s not always rudeness or scatter-brained behaviour – it can be something much deeper, writes Laura Clarke.
I am a physician in private practice in [redacted]. We have just been approved to order and administer the vaccine to tier-appropriate patients. Medicare has approved a payment of 18$ for the first shot and 28$ for the second. As far as we can determine we will not be allowed to bill for an office visit so that is the entire amount we will receive for registering the patients, screening then for covid outside of the office, taking their vital signs, taking a history to see if there are any contraindications to the vaccine, administering the vaccine, observing them in the clinic for a minimum of 15 minutes up to 30 minutes depending on their history, and recalling them in 28 days and going through most of the same procedure again, minus the registration and history. There is also an extensive regime of recording and reporting all vaccination data daily to the state government. We had anticipated hiring someone to manage this new service due to the amount of new work that is required. At this rate we might be able to give 10 shots an hour in each of our 3 clinics if we see no other patients for illness, injury, or covid testing.
In an attempt to discourage the continued assault on their city by ideologically based activist groups, the City of Detroit has taken a new tack in filing a lawsuit against the activists of the Black Lives Matter movement.
Plaintiff alleges he was “compelled … to make professions about his racial, sexual, gender and religious identities in verbal class exercises and in graded, written homework assignments which were subject to the scrutiny, interrogation and derogatory labeling”
I'm almost tempted to go to the ER. My schadenboner is fours old. Go woke and go broke NBA. The NBA put its best and shiniest presents under the tree of the American television viewer on Christmas Day and America said, no thanks.
Rats-on-a-stick: Cuba touts 'nutritious' rodent meat as healthy, 'sustainable' food
Roger Stone has announced that he will file a $25 million lawsuit against the Department of Justice (DOJ) while his lawyers file complaints for prosecutorial misconduct against a number of key DOJ officials.
Fox News ratings will continue to fall. Brit Hume snarks at Donald Trump and it doesn't go so well. On Saturday, Fox News' Brit Hume lashed out at President Donald Trump in a Shakespearian style tweet. The comment from Hume comes as Fox News' rating continue to crumble after they completely abandoned President Trump after the 2020 election.
Tesla’s new holiday update will finally give people the ability to use a new Boombox mode, which can broadcast custom audio on the outside of the car (hence the name). As is common with new Tesla features, Boombox combines real utility with lowbrow humor: owners can use fart and goat sounds in lieu of normal, boring honking sounds car horns usually make.
The cries of "Let it burn" and worse are caused by shit like this. Congress spends tax payer dollars to subsidize the people who have declared war on us. Congress to give Pakistan $$$ as they free Daniel Pearl’s killer, refuse to free doctor who led us to Osama
A Spanish prisoner cut his own penis off on Christmas Eve after his wife wouldn’t come to see him for a conjugal visit. Medics saved the unnamed inmate’s life in the medical centre of a prison in Puerto de Santa Maria near Cadiz, Spain. It is not yet clear if staff were able to reattach his penis. Local reports claim the man has mental health issues. TAMPM Puertos – an association representing prison workers – confirmed the case, saying: ‘An inmate amputated his penis because his wife didn’t want to go to prison to see him.’ Who knew a bunny could lift one's spirit? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
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