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December 14, 2020

Marvel Comics -- Now Being Run by MCU Honcho Kevin Feige -- Declares That Star-Lord (Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy) is a Bisexual

He's been proudly heterosexual since his creation in the 70s, but SJW Kevin Fiege has decided he now likes The D.

By the way: Pratt was attacked by Ellen Page -- oops, I mean Elliot Page -- for supposedly belonging to a church that was transphobic. It wasn't. But Pratt had to put up with SJW attacks on a lie pushed by a lunatic bitch.

I'm sorry -- I mean lunatic bastard. She's a dude now, man! (But "he" will continue to play female roles, of course. None of that rule that you must only play your own sexuality for them! That's a rule that applies to normal people only.)

Kevin Fiege has now declared that the character played by the Christian, normie actor is bisexual.

That will now put Chris Pratt through a whole new cycle of embarrassing questions and then SJW attacks when he fails to be enthusiastic about playing a gay character to the precise (ever-escalating) level demanded by the SJWs.

The Daily Mail is already pushing that angle.

Oh, by the way, forgot to mention: He's not just bisexual. He's also polyamorous, in a three way cuck/bisexual sex triangle with a woman and a man.

I want to stress that Kevin Fiege took over Marvel Comics, the publishing arm, not just the movie studio, over a year ago so this is being done at the top boss' order.

Is everyone psyched to see Guardians of the Galaxy 3?

Had enough yet?

Via HeelzvsBabyface.

BTW, this is going to be a very heavily SJW news day. There's a lot of it today.

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