New Canada Tourism Ad Urges People to Visit Canada to Enjoy Its... Stultifying Social Justice Warrioring

People are supposed to go to Canada so they can enjoy Canada's respect for indigenous persons?

Really?

That's a selling point?

That, and that Canada Loves The Science?

Oh and of course gay pride parades from coast to coast.

And celebrating little-known Canadian Woman of History.

Below are literal quotes from the ad, and links provided by the Canadian tourism website's guide to the ad.

An ad supposedly about Tourism, and how "NICE" Canada is, by which they mean Canada is nothing but leftwing political agenda items and virtue-signalling.

NICE is for a moment, putting down your dystopian novel, In a Muskoka chair,

Opening your eyes knowing this world can be NICE.

The link at "dystopian novel" goes to a Wikipedia entry for Canadian sexual-dystopian writer Margaret Atwood, who wrote the Karen Science Fiction book The Handmaid's Tale.

Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the Patriarchy while flicking their beans.

Do they really think that people make vacation plans based on visiting the place where The Handmaid's Tale was written?

Who the FUCK would do that? How insane would such a hypothetical person have to be, and how insane are Canadian bureaucrats to think that this is a big draw?

NICE is prizing science, the environment, inventions, innovations like insulin, pacemakers… and basketball!

Are they claiming Canada invented basketball?

Again, thanks for insulin, but... am I making travel plans based on where Charles Banting lived?

By the way, this section is narrated by Canada's first female neurologist in space.

She was put into space by an American organization, NASA, on a ship almost entirely designed, built, and tested by men.

But she was a, you know, passenger, so she's very very important and you should book a cabin in Alberta just to breath the same air that she does.

NICE is honouring our elders, educating for the future, acknowledging this land, respecting those who've always been here.

They think it's a vacation-plans draw that Canada has a racial quota system?

(in French)

NICE is the pride in our parades, the happiness in our villages to dream about the Cup, and taste the maple syrup.

The link there goes to Canada's "best LGBTQ neighborhood parades," and the cartoon shows a gay parade.

Is this a draw? Artificial traffic jams caused by men in leather pants and feather boas?

And of course, they then offer a bunch of Canadian female historical figures who we're supposed to pretend are very important... but of course they have to provide links to each one to tell you who the fuck they even are.

NICE is celebrating Viola Desmond, Laura Secord and Klondike Kate, Emily Stowe, Rita Joe, and all the women who made this great place NICE.

Everyone ready to book travel to Canada? Which is essentially a totalitarian state at this point?

posted by Ace at 06:41 PM

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