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45 Minute ONTSo here's the thing. I used to do Friday's ONT after supper. I had a couple of hours to work on it in my leisure and put it up at 10. But now due to time zones it has to be up at 9, and my youngest son, Little (he's 6'2), decided out of the blue that he wants to play football. That means Friday Night Lights, and since I worked normally today, it turns out I have to leave for his first game in 45 minutes. I'm gonna have to redo my schedule and pre-write this thing in the future, but tonight, this is what you get for 45 minutes work. I feel like this guy Why There Are No Raccoons In Hamlin
Don't speak Korean, but it appears to be a guy who missed the elevator and thinks it would be a good idea to batter down the door with his mobility scooter. It's not gone well. Of course, since I don't speak the language, it could be a report on the 45th annual Seoul flower show with a really odd accompanying video, how would I know?
Before the Yersinia pestis bacterium arrived in 1347, Western Europe was a feudal society that was overpopulated. Labor was cheap, serfs had little bargaining power, social mobility was stymied and there was little incentive to increase productivity. Viewed from an historical perspective, to me anyway, it is completely obvious that almost everything that is going on in the western world today politically is an attempt to reverse the above evolution of society in order to devolve back into a system of serfs and lords. And you know what? The cynic in me says that that's the natural order of humanity. I mean, it has been, for most of human history. We are the aberration, after all, and perhaps all of this is just a regression to the norm. I hope not, but there's no way to tell from the middle of things which way they'll end up. Good Gag. And Impressive Invective — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 9, 2020 And...time. That's 35 minutes, leaving me 10 to format everything and get it into the queue. Tonight's ONT brought to you by unfortunate shirts:
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