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September 25, 2020

I Pray, Every Single Day, For An ONT, Man

Welcome to the Friday ONT. Over here at Casa Weird, I'm enjoying the wonderful world of living out of boxes, and wondering where stuff I need is.

Texas Politics

So now that I'm in Texas, I have to get used to how they do things down here. The political ads, for example:

This ad OMG pic.twitter.com/1V18ErCb83
— Kelb Hull (@CalebJHull) September 24, 2020

Sad News

Longcat is mort

RIP brave feline. From threatening Tokyo to scaring children, you had a long and productive meme life. (H/T hogmartin)

A Smart Military Blog

The US Air Force has built and flown a mysterious full-scale prototype of its future fighter jet

This would be a fantastic idea for procurement if they can pull it off. I don't think they can, there are way too many piggies at the trough.

Aussie Gold

Did you ever hear the story of how Australia won it's very first gold medal in the Winter Olympics?

All in all, a better story than the Jamaican bobsled team.

Musical Interlude

Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing - (Ukulele Solo Acoustic Cover)

Trolling Academia

Saddleback College held a discussion on potential new mascots, so a student sent me the zoom link. pic.twitter.com/5fsvdEKGyi
— cole hersch ⑦ (@ColesTwitt3r) September 17, 2020

The redheaded gal is the only one who gets it, she's trying hard not to laugh.

Vote By Mail!

It's perfectly safe. Military Ballots Found in the Trash in Pennsylvania—All Were Trump Votes

Believe it or not, I'm not saying that this particular incident is a big deal. This kind of thing happens all the time, in every election. Probably several hundred thousand votes go missing every 4 years through sheer human incompetence, and it's not usually a big deal because they wouldn't have made a difference anyway. But this year, when the left has already announced that they are going to try to steal the election through fraud, in a swing state that could be the difference between winning and losing (Hi Brandon of Decision Desk!)....yeah, not good.

Fight Club

Language warning.

pic.twitter.com/fiUbaze88E
— Louie [BTC] (@LouPalumbo) September 25, 2020

Fuck Chicago

The man appointed by Mayor Lightfoot to be Chicago’s “Census Cowboy” rode his horse until it bled to draw attention to a social justice cause. It didn’t have proper shoes for pavement and suffered extensive damage, galloping for miles. It will be put down. pic.twitter.com/Yp5z85Lmi0
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) September 25, 2020

I heard that the horse might be able to be healed, but either way this is just cruel. Nothing is too low for these people to attempt in their pursuit of power.

Peace In Our Time

Hey, anybody remember that historic peace deal in the mid-east from just a few days ago? No? It's been memory-holed nicely, hasn't it?

The Peace Deal is a Big Deal

Quiet, Proles

Any Democrat worried about Senator Feinstein’s ability to handle this Supreme Court hearing just needs to re-watch how she crushed the souls of these small liberal children. pic.twitter.com/3ipreQJ3AK
— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) September 23, 2020

I'd Rather Have Covid 19 Than Biden '20

Sweden shows lockdowns were unnecessary. No wonder public health officials hate it

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Donald, Prince of Eternia:

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 26, 2020

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(H/T hogmartin) A Smart Military Blog The US Air Force has built and flown a mysterious full-scale prototype of its future fighter jet This would be a fantastic idea for procurement if they can pull it off. I don't think they can, there are way too many piggies at the trough. Aussie Gold Did you ever hear the story of how Australia won it's very first gold medal in the Winter Olympics? All in all, a better story than the Jamaican bobsled team. Musical Interlude Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing - (Ukulele Solo Acoustic Cover) Trolling Academia Saddleback College held a discussion on potential new mascots, so a student sent me the zoom link. pic.twitter.com/5fsvdEKGyi — cole hersch ⑦ (@ColesTwitt3r) September 17, 2020 The redheaded gal is the only one who gets it, she's trying hard not to laugh. Vote By Mail! It's perfectly safe. Military Ballots Found in the Trash in Pennsylvania—All Were Trump Votes Believe it or not, I'm not saying that this particular incident is a big deal. This kind of thing happens all the time, in every election. Probably several hundred thousand votes go missing every 4 years through sheer human incompetence, and it's not usually a big deal because they wouldn't have made a difference anyway. But this year, when the left has already announced that they are going to try to steal the election through fraud, in a swing state that could be the difference between winning and losing (Hi Brandon of Decision Desk!)....yeah, not good. Fight Club Language warning. pic.twitter.com/fiUbaze88E — Louie [BTC] (@LouPalumbo) September 25, 2020 Fuck Chicago The man appointed by Mayor Lightfoot to be Chicago’s “Census Cowboy” rode his horse until it bled to draw attention to a social justice cause. It didn’t have proper shoes for pavement and suffered extensive damage, galloping for miles. 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