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The Morning Report - 9/3/20![]() Good morning kids. Thursday and last night, there was another incident involving the cops and a black male suspect, this time in DC. Police have reported two guns recovered at the scene but there were at least 100 "protesters" at the scene shrieking about free housing and healthcare and legalizing crime, so, in other words, same shit, different Democrat-controlled shit-hole. Meanwhile, as Joe Biden the Bipedal Bivalve heads to Kenosha, Wisconsin in a desperate attempt to make him and his party look sentient as well as relevant, concerned and caring about their base constituents, it turns out that "base constituents" is the correct appellation. Biden is scheduled to have a meeting with Jacob Blake Sr., the father of Jacob Blake Jr. who was the innocent-as-the-day-is-long thug who was going for a weapon and shot during the process of being arrested. Well, it turns out that Blake Sr. has some very interesting opinions about a certain group of people: On August 23, a post appeared on the Facebook page of Jacob Blake Sr.: "My son is alive and stable." And the hits just keep on coming, my fellow Goofies! That last one, although not aimed at us weather-controlling, porn-producing, bloody-matzo-baking, communist-capitalist, war-mongering, slave-trading, meanie sheenies, might actually make for a rather effective Trump campaign ad, n'est ce pas? Yes, I'm sure Jonathan Karl and Yamiche Alcindor are going to grill Biden and Bomber Harris about this, right? Pfft. For sure, the silence from the self-gassing JINOs will be deafening over this, and then they'll start shrieking about the eagle on a Trump MAGA t-shirt is the same one that the Wehrmacht used because, literally Hitler! Meh, they can always blame that salon owner in San Francisco for setting Biden up, right? Yesterday, I got myself into a lather over the Mail-In-Voting national election fraud plan of the Democrats. But if this kind of rank incompetence of not vetting someone whom a media event with a presidential candidate is being arranged beforehand - with vile posts right there on Facebook - is any indication of the people running the Democrat election push, then there's no way they're going to win no matter what they might attempt. Perhaps it's a somewhat justified hubris insofar as they have always had the media on their side to provide air cover as well as Republican opponents who either cowered in fear or were willing confederates playing the part of the evil, uncaring, stupid oafs - the professional remora if you will. But all that has changed in the era of Trump. You would think that after four years of throwing everything, and I mean everything at him and failing spectacularly at it, they'd have learned a lesson. They've ignored the first rule of holes so intensely that they have broken through the lithosphere and are at the outer boundary layer of the mantle. Meanwhile, as the Democrat-Media Complex's desperate attempt to blame Trump and normal Americans for the violence that they and their Armed Militant Wing BLM/Antifa are committing if not in their name (or at their behest) then certainly for their benefit, we have such glittering jewels of arrogance, egomania and incompetent dumb-fuckery as Andrew Cuomo, the Angel of Death who insisted on putting Chinese Lung AIDS-infected geriatric patients into nursing homes with uninfected and vulnerable elderly folks, resulting in the death of perhaps at least 6,600 of them. I say "perhaps" because Cuomo and his flunky state health commissioner Howard Zucker are refusing to release their records even after a FOIA request was granted because, reasons. The primary reason would be proof positive that Cuomo's policy directly resulted in the deaths of at least double if not triple the 6,600 count. Well, why even bother; Cuomo's self-appointed and run "investigation" cleared him of any wrongdoing and besides, the media has declared him a national hero and Trump the villain in this. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo on Wednesday all but threatened President Trump's safety if he returns to New York City in a rant responding to an exclusive story by The Post that Trump is looking to pull federal funds from "lawless" cities including New York... And there it is, folks. Projection, envy, and at the end panic that his criminally negligent mass-murder of thousands of elderly people could be exposed or more accurately exposed to a wider audience that the legacy propagandists cannot provide air cover for. It's also reacting to his and other Democrat-run disaster areas are not going to get rewarded for their criminal behavior in allowing the animals to run wild in the streets while we have to pay for it - willingly and with a smile. He and his entire family are filthy, scheming, conniving thugs with G-d complexes who are the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the concept and true spirit of public service. To the Cuomos, that means the public is there to serve them. Sickening bastard.
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