The Morning Rant

Leaked! The Democrats To-Do List For 2020:

2. Grab a paintbrush by the wet end.

3. Plant foot in wastebasket

4. Punch self in nuts, yell out 'ow, my balls!'

5. Score TD in own end-zone, give self high five, hand out participation trophies

6. Sit on hot soldering iron

7. Lock keys in car.

8. Climb in old refrigerator, shut door.

9. Lick a railroad track on a sub-zero morning.

10. Punch self in nuts again

11. Light match to see if gas tank is empty

12. Buy rocket-powered skates from Acme Co.

13. Extinguish flaming bag of dog poo left on porch by Donald Trump by stomping on it
vigorously

14. Discuss leg hair on national TV

15. Say "We were set up."

Pouncing and Seizing:

Democrats in 2020.

You'll Laugh Your Ass Off:

More car vs. antifa.
Here's some mom vs. antifa.
Serbia doesn't much like antifa, either.
Don't mess with Jesus.
Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
More stupid prize winners.

Wanted:

But Did He Leave Antifa His Forwarding Address?

"ALL IS WELL!! ALL IS WELL!"

They're Just Making It Up Out Of Thin Air Now:

Compare & Contrast:

For the 'Ettes:

Wednesday's Who Dis: I was surprised to find AoSHQ-quality 'who dis' pics of Pamela Hensley surprisingly hard to come by. It turns out she hasn't been in much, mostly small movie roles in the 70s and the peak of her career was the two 80s TV series Buck Rogers and Matt Houston. She married one of the producers of MH and retired from acting. What she has in common with Lee Horsley is that they both have last names ending in "-sley". Ha ha, wouldn't that be hilarious if that was the actual link? But actually, they were both in the aforementioned Matt Houston TV series.

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posted by OregonMuse at 11:14 AM

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