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July 24, 2020

Life Hacks! ONT Version

Life hacks! You see them every day, little tips and tricks that can make your life easier by using everyday objects in clever new ways. Tonight's ONT is all about life hacks......of the bad variety. Needless to say, for Og's sake don't actually try any of these!

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I See No Issue With Unbuckling Your Belt To Open Your Beer While Driving


Where Did You Come From Coffee Eye Joe?

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Cornering Is A Bitch Though


Eat For Free!

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Sadly, Too Many Folks Try This One

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For The Hobo Who Has Everything


Probably Won't Help Your Serve Any


I Have About A Dozen Old Keyboards In The Closet. This One Might Actually Work


Light's Out


Antivaxers Probably Think This Is A Great Idea


There's Being Cheap, And Then There's This


No More Tears When Chopping Onions

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What Else Is The Ring Good For?

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Orange You Glad I Showed You This?

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For A Nice Even Coat


I Never Could Afford A Panini Press Anyway


Shocking Idea


I Needed One Of These In Vegas


Baglady Chic


I Prefer Carbonara Anyway


For Tangled Cords


Class With A Capitol K


Sleepy Time


Tonight's ONT brought to you by the ultimate life hack: Death

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