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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (7/11/20)
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their little 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade.” "No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help." So I wonder where all the money comes from for "his treatments"? Tattoos and parts removal gone wild. Adam Curlykale started tattooing his entire body after he survived cancer. It is Saturday night. It's the weekend. And it's time for some lighthearted ONT material. After all this is the interwebz. 30 People Share “Surprisingly Unknown” Survival Tips That Might Come In Handy One Day 5. If you are ever involved in gunfire or a shooting of any sort, a sharp cracking sound means the gunfire is aimed at you, a deep thumping noise means the gunfire is aimed away from you —kryz0
Anti-Trump actor Robert De Niro, a far-left, pro-lockdown zealot who’s been adamant that society must not “return to normal” amid the coronavirus pandemic, is now whining that the ongoing coronavirus lockdowns have hurt his finances.
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