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May 29, 2020

I'll Have An ONT With A Side Of Fries And A Draft Beer

So last night I was pretty bushed and I just posted some of the amusing pictures I collect for content, and y'all went almost 1700 comments. It's like sticking my thumb in a bowl of water – interesting to note the impression I make. :P

Tonight I got to do something I haven't done in months- eat out at a real restaurant like an actual human being! Lockdown Larry said restaurants with “outside seating” could open today and one up the street did. We sat in a tent, but I guess that counts. Our poor server had to be gloved and masked, so I left her a big tip, just because I was so glad to be able to go out to eat.



Public Service Announcment

Huge post-coronavirus orgy planned to end ‘longest dry spell in all of history’

While Bob and Alyssa planned on hosting the orgy in their apartment, they think they may need to rent a bigger venue.

“No matter how big this gets, we’ll put something together,” Bob says.
The pair had hoped to host the event in June, but the pandemic has lasted longer than they anticipated.
“I would say an orgy sounds like a thorough phase green activity,” says Bob, referring to Pennsylvania’s three-color reopening plan, but “we’re willing to be patient,” adds Alyssa.

There's a picture of the poster with an email address on it at the link. Reserve your spot today!

Related? Man cleared in rural NSW sex fantasy machete break-in mix up

"It was a commercial agreement to tie up and stroke a semi-naked man in his underpants with a broom," the lawyer said. © AAP 2020

* hums * He cums in the land down under....


My response to this is “Meh”. I knew this already, it's why God equipped me with an immune system. I know it's not the most pleasant thing in the world to think about, but people acting like this is a big surprise bore me. The world is literally made out of dirt, y'know? Suck it up, princess.

And Holmes Picks Off The Pass! He's At The 20..The 10...CHECKMATE!

This Giants rookie is mastering chess — and he could be just the piece the team needs right now

I love the part of the story where his father turned his life around after being shot and arrested, and then made damn sure his son didn't make the same mistakes he did. That's a MAN!

That's Amazing

Government Behaving Badly

Outside of its legitimate functions, government does nothing as well or as economically as the private sector of the economy.

-R. Reagan

The COVID-19 shutdown will cost Americans millions of years of life

Far more than it “saved”. But I bet you already knew that.

Related thread:

The Secret Of Their Success

Doc Zero on marriage

I really like how he ties it up as a perfect example of Chesterton's Fence.

A Couple Of Political Links

Thoughts on top-down verses bottom-up political vectors, and why it spells trouble for Biden

Media’s Unpunished Lies Hurt The Nation Far Worse Than Trump’s Indefensible Tweets


Jane Roe of Roe v Wade died a week or so ago, and immediately the media was featuring stories that she didn't really mean it when she said she had changed her mind on abortion. She was just faking to gull money out of those stupid pro-life folks. People who knew her are pushing back.‘Jane Roe’ Of ‘Roe V. Wade’ Said She Was Paid To Lie About Being Pro-Life In ‘Deathbed Confession,’ New Doc Claims. Pro-Lifers Who Knew Her Push Back.

OK Morons, Woo Me To Your State

We've pretty much decided that the time has come to run red. I love Baltimore, truly I do, it's my hometown, but enough is enough. Tell me why we should move to your state. Ready? Go!


A Question For Legal Morons

Does the analysis in this tweet thread make sense? I mean, I can read it and think “OK, I see what she's saying”, but I am not a lawyer, and I have no idea if she's right, wrong or something in between.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by gravity:

I will say, this guy's got a lot of balls.

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