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Hidden For Two Years: Crowdstrike Admitted Under Oath That It Had No Evidence At All That the DNC Servers Were Hacked by RussiaBut we had been told that there was no doubt that Russia hacked the DNC servers, and this, in turn, required us to have no doubt that Russia wanted Trump to win (which in turn led, ipso facto, to the conclusion that Trump was a Russian Sleeper Agent). But the first dot in this line of connected dots is in fact false. There was never any evidence that Russia hacked the DNC emails -- but the Democrats and their media partners lied to us about this for three fucking years and turned the country upside down with their lunatic conspiracy theories and coup efforts. Not only did he have no evidence that Russia intruded into the servers, he had no evidence that any information was moved off (downloaded from) the servers. Also -- this never leaked. Why? I'm getting tired of the answer "Because Republicans follow the rules and don't leak." I'm starting to think many of them -- Trey Godwy, maybe? -- were in on the hoax. How can so many people have been present at these interviews and heard from Crowdstrike itself -- Hillary's handpicked data security company-- that they had no evidence that Russia hacked the servers or that any information was downloaded from the servers, but then go out into the public and claim that the proof that Russia did this is undeniable? CrowdStrike, the private cyber-security firm that first accused Russia of hacking Democratic Party emails and served as a critical source for U.S. intelligence officials in the years-long Trump-Russia probe, acknowledged to Congress more than two years ago that it had no concrete evidence that Russian hackers stole emails from the Democratic National Committee’s server. Seventeen intelligence servers, including the world famous foreign intelligence arm of the Coast Guard*, agree. So shut up and stop asking questions about Elite Conspiracy Theories, prole. Elite Conspiracy Theories are too smart for you to understand, and are above the need for supporting evidence or ever superficial plausibility.
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