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May 13, 2020

Nancy Pelosi's $3 Trillion Bailout: Billions for Illegal Aliens, Mass Amnesty, Bailouts for Lobbyists, End to All Voter Integrity Laws

Does the We Have to Keep The Country Locked Down Forever caucus of make-pretend conservatives want to argue that we have to agree to this because it's that important that we keep locked down forever?

She's holding a gun to the head of America and saying that she will starve citizens who have been made unemployed forcibly by the government unless we give billions of American dollars to foreign criminals and also give them amnesty.

And also give a bailout to political lobbyists.

They've also snuck in a loophole that cancels all laws that require Voter ID at elections.

The bill also immediately releases all federal prisoners if they have asthma or diabetes or who are older than fifty (50??!) . All federal prisoners, including murderers and rapists.

To save them from coronavirus.

There is one exception: They don't get released if it can be affirmatively proven they'll murder a specific person.

If they're likely to murder random people, that's fine, they're still ordered released.

But if you can prove they will immediately get out of jail and kill a specific person -- well then, Warden Nancy will keep them for a lil' bit longer.

By the way: prisoners are now deliberately trying to get infected by coronavirus so that Democrats will let them out of jail. (Skip to second half of clip.)

And, of course: Also end the caps on the SALT deduction so that the millionaires in blue cities and blue states can deduct the taxes they pay to local and state governments from their federal tax bill, thus stealing from American federal tax reserves to put that money solely to California or New York.

The party of the people, right?

So, AllahPundit and the rest of the Lockdowns Forever SalonHot25:

Should we give into Nancy Pelosi's demands? Or should we let people the government has forcibly made unemployed starve?


They won't answer. They never do.

You just want to kill grandma.

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posted by Ace at 01:17 PM

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