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May 11, 2020
Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/11/20)
“These restaurants are not only breaking the law, they are endangering the lives of their staff, customers, and community,” Gov. Jared Polis’ deputy press secretary Shelby Wieman
“I didn’t know what it was about, but I knew the police wanted to get something from me. I was afraid I was going to get charged with something, I don’t know what.”Zachary McCoy
“I hope, I pray that nobody falls sick from businesses that chose to violate the law. But if the state didn’t act and more businesses followed suit, it’s a near guarantee that people would lose their lives and it would further delay the opening of legitimate businesses.”Gov. Jared Polis (Nazi-CO) Tell me again. Why are you needed? The University of California will not be “fully” re-opened this fall, according to a report in The California Aggie, with the system chancellor stating that the school will be basing its decisions on pandemic mitigation efforts such as tracking down people who may have the disease and quarantining them.
Rumor has it that Baltimore Oriole fans are pretty damn good at social distancing. NEW YORK (AP) — Major League Baseball owners gave the go-ahead Monday to making a proposal to the players’ union that could lead to the coronavirus-delayed season starting around the Fourth of July weekend in ballparks without fans, a plan that envisioned expanding the designated hitter to the National League for 2020.
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Hypocrisy on parade. Or just another day that ends in Y. Democratic congressman said opening California beaches was 'reckless.' Then he was seen at a private beach.
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When your pussy is on fire. You're a Genius Award Winner. An Ohio woman called 911 late Saturday evening to report that her “pussy was on fire” and that she needed someone from the fire department to “put it out with their hose,” according to an arrest report.
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