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Brief Update | Main | EMT 04/18/20
April 17, 2020

Someday, Tonight's ONT Will Be Lost In Time, Like Tears In Rain

Good evening everyone. I'm running a bit behind because I've been working on Little's motorcycle. I thought I had it all fixed, yet it turned out not to be and I'm frustrated. Anyone who knows a bit about 2 stroke motorcycles (It's a YZ-125) and would be willing to give me a call sometime so I can ask your advice, would you mind dropping me a line? My nic at gee, mail! Berserker, maybe you? Now for the ONT, but first, a poem!


Foodie Follies

Anyone who follows me on Twitter knows that I tend to post pictures of the dinners I make. I'm a good cook, I enjoy it, why not? What you may not know is that Gordon Ramsay Savagely Reviews Peoples Meals On Twitter. Now, it looks like he only does it when asked, and I have no intention of asking him. I cook for fun and taste, and besides, if I want to get called an idiot sandwich I'll just tell my wife I love her.

I Love The Czechs

Not only do they make great beer and the world's best porn*, there's also this:

click through for a fine WWII story.

*According to an article I posted on the ONT about a year ago.

What The Left Doesn't Understand

Well, I could write a post the length of a Stephen King novel on that, but this is what I'm talking about. Watch this video. It's from the UK, but it mirrors the way the left thinks here. They think folks on the right “hate immigrants” because we're “racist”. Nothing could be further from the truth. We here on the right have a name for immigrants, it's “Americans”. All we require is that you come here legally and become part of our culture. You don't get to claim you're a refugee and then set up an enclave demanding that the rest of us follow your religious practices. You don't get to sneak across the border and collapse onto our welfare rolls. You don't get to time your visit so that you pop out a baby that you use to leverage everyone you know into our country. You don't get to overstay your visa. Being an American is a privilege, and we get to decide if you deserve it. You're coming to our country because it's better than the shithole you left, remember? Apply to immigrate legally. When you get here, learn our language. Respect our customs and culture. When they conflict with your own, guess what? Ours take precedence. Earn your citizenship. YOU become part of US, we don't change to your whims. You do that and AFAIC you're as American as hot dogs, apple pie and mom. Feel free to marry my sister, I'll dance at your wedding. If you're not willing to do all that, stay the fuck home, there are plenty who are. And I'll be busy dancing at THEIR wedding.


Have you noticed that there have been a bunch of tornadoes down south lately? Not too much coverage on the MSM, big shock. This seems like a great idea to me. Family Survives Storm in Tornado Safe Room. They had a closet that was made out of cinder blocks and concrete. When the storm came, they went in there. When they came out, everything was laid waste, but at least they all came out. Seems like it might be a good idea to require one of these in each new house in tornado prone areas.

Beauty And The Sneeze

Well, it could be worse...

Meanwhile, Back In The Police State....

I Can't Believe It's Not Racism

Did you know that back in the 1950s, when Land O' Lakes wanted to update their logo, they hired an American Indian artist to do the job. He came up with Mia, the logo we're all familiar with, to honor American Indian culture and their traditional connection to nature.

So of course they're dropping it as “racist”. If you care to lose a few bucks I'll make you a bet: this is being done not at the behest of any Indians, but because some SJW has his or her panties in a bunch.

Shit Just Got Real


Joe Biden Needs A Running Mate

On the other hand, Dalia al-Aqidi, running against Ilhan Omar, only needs an intern to mop up the blood she is spilling on Twitter:

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