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« Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/8/20) It's The End Of The World And I Feel Fine Edition #267 | Main | Mid-Morning Art Thread »
April 09, 2020

The Morning Report - 4/9/20

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Good morning, kids. Grim milestone of yet another day of America in a forced coma over a hyped pandemic. With all deference and respect for those who unfortunately are suffering with this Chinese Lung AIDS or who have succumbed to it, the events over the last few days if not since the beginning make the case:

- The drastically revised downward projections of death and hospitalizations, the admitted-to inflating of the numbers in reporting any death as caused by the Chi-Com rot even if it was another underlying condition that was the actual cause by none other than Deborah Birx.

- The full court press to prevent the FDA-approved drug hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) from being rolled out en masse to alleviate the suffering when anecdotal evidence from coast to coast proves its efficacy.

- The Democrat-Media Complex's initial insistence that the Sino Sinus Syphilis was either nothing to worry about or would never jump from China to the US.

- The condemnation of President Trump as racist and xenophobic for his almost immediate banning of travel to and from China.

- The whistling of a different tune only a week or so later that Trump was inept for not banning travel to and from China sooner.

- The calls from Leftist circles to keep America locked down for another 12-18 months or until a vaccine is discovered.

- The thoroughly debunked accusation that Trump cut funding or a department from the CDC for pandemic response when in fact it was the Obama regime that did it.

- The blaming of Trump over the lack of ventilators when it was the Obamacare medical device tax that made them prohibitively expensive and in fact effectively off-shored their manufacture to Red China. Also the malfeasance of Leftists like Andrew Cuomo and Bill De Bolshevik who abrogated their responsibilities to keep their citizens safe by concentrating on protecting illegal aliens and releasing hardened criminals from prison.

- The in-your-face shilling by our media for the Communist Chinese in spreading the blood-libel that China is the victim of American soldiers who brought the disease to their country.

- The Democrats addressing this "pandemic" not in terms of a health threat, but as a convenient event to push a radical socialist agenda that eviscerates what's left of the Constitution, drains the Treasury and resuscitates the all-powerful State, with them in charge, for all time.

And on and on and on. Actually, it's the revised projections of death and misery drastically downward from millions to about 60,000 that is the tell. And 60,000, give or take, just happens to be the number of people who die every year from influenza, which means the Chinese Coronavirus just makes a regular or even bad flu season incrementally worse. Computer modeling, as we know all too well from global warming/climate change is the first and last refuge of the scoundrel, but I digress.

With the numbers dropping faster than an ex-first lady in a muumuu, each line of attack against the President exposed as a political hit job, Americans rallying behind Trump and infuriated by what this lockdown has done to them, and the President yesterday signaling louder than ever that he too has had enough, the Democrat-Media Complex sprung this late yesterday:

ABC (Always Believe China) News claims that the Defense Intelligence Agency's National Center for Medical Intelligence (NCMI) warned Trump about the Oriental Kung Flu Grippe back in November but that he ignored it. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that ABC is the home of hack propagandist Jonathan Karl, who the President pantsed a few days ago for his, Karl's, embarrassing buffoonery during a press conference.

Dr. R. Shane Day, Director of the Defense Intelligence Agency's National Center for Medical Intelligence (NCMI), issued a statement on Wednesday countering ABC News' claim that his agency laid out coronavirus concerns in a November intelligence report.

The report, released by ABC News Wednesday morning, claimed: "U.S. intelligence officials were warning that a contagion was sweeping through China's Wuhan region, changing the patterns of life and business and posing a threat to the population, according to four sources briefed on the secret reporting..."

... "As a matter of practice the National Center for Medical Intelligence does not comment publicly on specific intelligence matters," the statement read. "However, in the interest of transparency during this current public health crisis, we can confirm that media reporting about the existence/release of a National Center for Medical Intelligence Coronavirus-related product/assessment in November of 2019 is not correct. No such NCMI product exists."

Once again, the hero of truth, justice and the American way, aka "an anonymous source" rides in to the rescue. Is it me or do you detect a strong odor of Steele Dossier? And what have we here? Adam Schiff-for-Brains has announced he is going to investigate the President for his completely legal and justified shit-canning of hack intel IG Michael Atkinson.

And all of this on the day that Bernie Sanders pulls out of the race and leaves Joe Biden all alone to get the nomination and then hand it over to a player to be named later in Milwaukee.

Speaking of the Chinese Coronavirus, all of this stinks to high heaven. LIFT. THE. LOCKDOWN.

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