The King and Queen of Woke Agree to a "Transition Period" In Which They'll Do About Half Their Duties as Royals, and Otherwise Be Free to Pursue Their Instagram Dreams

A royal mess.

Prince Harry is "heartbroken" over quitting the royal family -- but wife Meghan Markle pushed for Megxit because being a royal is "not working" for her, according to a report Monday.

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Duchess of Sussex Meghan, 38, however, is still determined to leave, leaving her husband torn, a source close to them told the paper.

"She wants to leave," a source told the UK paper. "She thinks, 'It's not working for me.' He is under intense pressure to choose. It is sad.

"He loves the Queen. He loves this country. He loves all his military stuff. I think it will genuinely break his heart to leave."

Oh, shut up. Then he's a weakling.

This sounds like spin from the royals, trying to blame it all on the foreign interloper.

Don't get me wrong; I think she's largely to blame. But this c*cked-out, tucked-under weakling is a cringing little pissant and shouldn't be let off the hook.

Meanwhile, the #WokeDuchess wants to move to LA (what a surprise) but not while Trump's still president (what an unexpected second surprise).

Harry and Meghan may settle in the US eventually – but not while President Donald Trump is in charge.

Friends have told the Daily Mail that while the couple plan to live in Canada at first -- although probably not on Vancouver Island -- their ultimate aim is to have a home and business in Los Angeles.

Meghan grew up in the city and her mother, Doria Ragland, still lives there. Miss Ragland, 63, was seen walking her two dogs near her home last week after the royal couple’s bombshell news.

However, staunch Democrat Meghan, who has openly been critical of Mr Trump and missed the President’s state visit to the UK last year, has said that she will not move to the US while he is in charge.

Apparently the spin in the leftwing British press (maybe sourced to Meghan and Harry) is that the #WokeDuchess wants to leave because she's been treated in a "racist" fashion.

Others say no, it's because she's a rude, entitled rich bitch.

"Good Morning Britain" co-host Piers Morgan blasted Prince Harry as a "weak whiner" and Meghan Markle as a "selfish social climber" in a scathing takedown that accuses them of using bogus claims of racism to advance their narrative.

Morgan wrote Monday in an opinion piece for The Daily Mail that "the most woke, over-sensitive, woe-is-me couple in the world" have mistreated the Queen Elizabeth while mainstream news outlets have allowed a “hateful race-baiting” storyline suggesting Harry and Markle will "step back" as members of the Royal Family because of racism.

"They still want to be royal stars, they still want British taxpayers to fund a lot of their luxury lifestyles, and they still want to parade around the world as global celebrities trading off their royal titles," Morgan wrote. "But they don’t want to do any of the less glamorous hard yard stuff that goes with being a full-time working royal."

After a summit today, the Queen announced that the #Woke pair would have a "transition period" of being half-in, half out of the royal family.

Harry and Meghan might have agreed to this after being told they'd be completely cut off, otherwise.

I guess Meghan comes from a rich family but what's Harry going to do if his family cuts him off?

posted by Ace at 06:33 PM

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