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January 13, 2020

Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/13/20) Slacker Edition



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Commenter Contributions

A very good question posed by pookysgirl.....



I wouldn't put it past these group of America haters.......


(H/T Bitter Clinger)


This made me chuckle. Thank you hugo the chavez.....



The ONT Musical Interlude

Point & Click Edition





On this day: 13 Jan 2005
A report showed that more songs had been written about Elvis Presley than any other artist. It listed over 220 songs including: ‘Graceland’ by Paul Simon, ‘A Room At The Heartbreakhotel’ by U2, ‘Calling Elvis’, Dire Straits, ‘Happy Birthday Elvis’, Loudon Wainwright III, ‘There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis’, Kirsty MacColl, ‘I Saw Elvis in a UFO’, Ray Stevens. ‘Elvis Has Left the Building’ by Frank Zappa and 'My Dog Thinks I'm Elvis' by Ray Herndon. via


Nothing wrong with asking for directions. A tough lesson learned by this Genius Award Winner.

A St. Paul community college student who threatened to “grab a shotgun” and shoot two women in the face when he couldn’t find the right classroom on the first day of school was placed on probation.

Ramsey County District Judge Nicole Starr also sentenced Paul James Mouton to 360 days in jail, but she stayed the execution of the jail-time so long as the 40-year-old remains law abiding during his two-year probation, court records say.

The sentence, which was imposed on one count of gross-misdemeanor level threats of violence, was handed down Wednesday. He pleaded guilty to the count in November.


Wanting to go on a quick trip, this Flatlander thought outside of the box. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Tommy Mecher stops to gas up in Wisconsin while traveling from Chicago to Bessemer, Michigan, last weekend. Mecher didn't have a snowmobile trailer and didn't want to pay for the extra gas to tow a trailer on the trip. (Photo: Tommy Mecher)

In what might have been the most Wisconsin thing to pop up on Facebook last week, photos and video of someone driving through the state with a snowmobile strapped to the roof of a car created a bit of a stir.

Turns out it was a guy from Illinois who was too cheap to get a trailer and pay for the extra gas to tow his snowmobile up north.


Weekly commenter stats for week of 1-12-2020

Top 10 commenters:
1 [526 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo' [73.83 posts/day]
2 [481 comments] 'rickb223'
3 [447 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
4 [443 comments] 'garrett'
5 [439 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts'
6 [372 comments] 'Village Idiot's Apprentice'
7 [369 comments] 'Tom Servo'
8 [368 comments] 'not so'
9 [357 comments] 'runner'
10 [324 comments] 'Grump928(C)'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [167 names] 'Miklosovic' [23.44 unique names/day]
2 [48 names] 'Notorious BFD'
3 [40 names] 'Paul Krugman'
4 [38 names] 'davidt'
5 [34 names] 'Where's Rothko when you are in need?'
6 [30 names] 'Don Q'
7 [29 names] 'Cuthbert the Witless'
8 [26 names] 'Count de Monet'
9 [26 names] 'Joe Biden'
10 [24 names] 'Ha'

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