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December 21, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

Good morning Morons and Lurkers. It's that time where we take a look at a few items that didn't get to much attention here the AoSHQ this past week. Rules? Simple, no running with sharp objects, be kind to the 'ettes and play nice with one another.

***

One hell of an itch.

Hate crimes? Good Lord. More like Stupidity Crimes.

Talented? Too much time on her hands? Both?

That's one big a$$ mistake.

Bah humbug.

Isn't traveling grand?

How much is too much? This much.

Genius Award thieves.

There really is TDS.

Just another gubmint f*ck up.

Surprise, another gubmint f*ck up.

Enjoy these stories or whatever tickles your fancy this morning. Open thread time. And, have a great weekend!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:17 AM

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