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December 20, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"So, based on last night's debate, who would you vote for?

--A senile half-wit socialist who yells at clouds?

--A senile half-wit socialist who frightens small children?

--A busybody New England socialist who has declared war on American energy production?

--A Minnesota socialist who basically supports any progressive issue she's told to?

--A sanctimonious Christian socialist who only believes those parts of the Bible that don't apply to him.

--A billionaire socialist who basically bought his spot in the debate?

--A wacky socialist businessman who wants to give everybody free money?

Oh, and did anybody see any American flags at the debate? I mean, this being an American election and all, I would expect that there would be at least one. And especially since they Dems are all 'yay America' now. It's like they don't know how to do the whole patriotism thing right. It's a foreign language to them."




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"Wait, I have to go, it's time for Matlock!"




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Remember, Journalists Don't Take Sides:

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Oh, We've Got A Big One Planned For November:

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Wednesday's Celebs: Of course everyone knows David Niven, and the young lady is an actress named Barbara Bouchet. Whether by choice or by circumstance, her career never really took off in America. Most of her work is for European films. The connection I was thinking of was the classic 1967 film Casino Royale, but she and Niven were also in the movie Bedtime Story in 1964. Presumably, Ms. Bouchet's part was quite small, as imdb.com lists it as an uncredited role.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Figgy Pudding:

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