Sundown Joe Biden, Suffering From Rapid Cognitive Decline, Reassures His Worried Staffers That He'll Only Serve One Term as President

I can do you one better, Sundown Joe -- How about zero?

In what is actually a hilarious report over at Politico, several aides to Joe Biden have been told by the former vice president that he's only in it for one term, or four years. If he's elected, he's "signaling" to them, he'll be happy to hand over the keys to the White House to his VP once his first (and only) term is up.

According to the left-wing website, Biden and his top advisers are considering making a public pledge about the matter. The idea is that, if he tells radical-leftist voters he's only prepared to serve one term because he's so old and frail, they may be willing to accept him over, say, Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders. So basically he could tell them: "You may hate me, but hey, I'm only going to be your president for four years. After that, feel free to vote in your favorite loony-left weirdo."

As one adviser tells Politico, "If Biden is elected, he's going to be 82 years old in four years and he won't be running for reelection." Apparently, he has said as much to his top advisers and aides. "This makes Biden a good transition figure," the adviser went on to say, "I'd love to have an election this year for the next generation of leaders, but if I have to wait four years [in order to] to get rid of Trump, I'm willing to do it."

posted by Ace of Spades at 02:24 PM

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