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December 11, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"This is how you know that the impeachment is a sham: After announcing the articles of impeachment, Nancy Pelosi said that Democrats were scheduled to leave Washington for Christmas the following Friday. She actually said this. And they're actually going to do this.

"And this after the Democrats spent the last three weeks trying to convince America that impeachment was the most important thing, ever. And their faces during the announcement were all somber and serious, but you know it's all fake. Because it's apparently not serious enough to keep them from bugging out of town for their weeks-long holiday break. Hey, how many of you morons work at a job where get a weeks-long Christmas break? And you get paid for it?

"Because if you want to convince us it's serious, you need to act like it's serious. Instead, you're just carrying on like normal. It would help if we could see you're making some sort of sacrifice, like working through the holiday, to deal with an extraordinary situation. But you're not. So why should we take you seriously. Instead, you're doing what you usually do, i.e. get sloshed at a Christmas party you're throwing with your media allies. Look at that photo. Pelosi looks like she started drinking well before the party even started."

"There is a reason why not very many people watched the impeachment hearings. There is a reason why CNN's ratings are in the crapper. And the few Americans that did tune in can see that the impeachment is phony and the hearings were rigged. Also, not one Republican, in a House full of RINOs, have come out in support of impeachment. That should tell them something. But stage 4 TDS has made them deaf."

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The Next Woke Flop?

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Monday's Celebs: Seattle's own Tom Skerritt and Kelly Preston who appeared together SpaceCamp (1986). Oh, and also Kirk Douglas.

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com), as I will be filling in for Fenelon Spoke on the prayer list, for the next 1-2 months while Fenelon recuperates. If you could include the words “prayer request” in the subject of the email, that will help me distinguish it from spam emails.

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, please feel free to copy and paste it and email it to me.

Dear ASHQ friends-

I would like to warmly thank Annie's Stew for covering the prayer list since the summer. Thanks for her prayers, compassion and compiling the list. If I made any errors today, please let me know at FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com

Keep calm and pray on!,

Updates and new requests:

11/5 - Pooky and Pooky’s girl have had a major setback in the process to become adoptive parents. Pooky’s former therapist refused to sign the recommendation form, and now their social worker wants them to withdraw from the program. They ask for prayers as they try to figure out how to move forward.

11/18 - ibguy requests prayers for healing for Jenna, the daughter of a friend and colleague, a wonderful young mother with a very serious case of MS.

11/18 - ibguy also requests prayers for healing and a return to childhood for Elena, the grand-niece of a co-worker. Elena is a 2 ½ year old girl with serious cancer/tumor, who has been in a hospital most of her life.

11/18 - ibguy requests prayers for healing and direction for his mother-in-law, Marilyn, who is 86 years old and was in a bad car accident. Marilyn is transitioning from rehab to Assisted Living.

11/20 - JG asks for prayers for resolution of best friend’s marriage troubles.

11/23 - TP asks for prayers for his neighbor (Karen) who suffered a major stroke while in treatment for lung cancer.

11/23 - MM requests prayers for his mother, who was just diagnosed with her fourth bout of cancer and faces surgery the week before Christmas.

11/25 -ERF asks for prayers for his nephew, who has had a difficult life, to learn that there are family members who care and want to help him if he lets them. This morning, he lost his father in a house fire and his two dogs. About 9 years ago while he was in high school, he lost his mother (my wife’s sister) to a lengthy battle with MS. They had lost their home due to medical bills and he has been a lost soul during high school and afterwards.

11/26 - Prayers for comfort for the family and friends of Rickl, at his passing from cancer.

11/27 NKG asks prayers for a friend, who seems to have a relationship with God, but needs confidence and success. His job is not very secure.
11/28 - BHG is asking for prayers for two co-workers who are contractors at risk of losing their jobs at the end of their contracts. Prayers for health and steady income and security for them.

11/30 - JR asks for prayers for someone he knows who has used up his retirement savings fighting cancer, and asks for continued health for him, and also God’s strength as he starts over.

12/3 Skip’s dad has pneumonia

12/3 Prayers for AverageGuy and family after death of 20 year old son by suicide

12/3-Tmitss’ brother has dementia and pneumonia

12/8 Iron Mike Gold-prayers for comfort and strength for family as father has died

12/8-MyLifeisInsanity- Caring for mom with dementia, Husband had non cancerous tumor in brain and having seizures . Prayers for healing from radiation, graceful acceptance of medical situation, clear path through financial questions and difficulties after losing job as a semi driver of 25 years. Boss has been very nice and husband has another lesser paying job, but has to make a decision about retiring, looking into disability or staying with company at another position. Prayers for strength for MLIS too.

12/8 Chavez the hugo- Wife blew out knee. Surgery is 12/23. “Tough times at casa Chavez the hugo

12/8 Cheribebe-Has cancer, is also caring for elderly mother with mother just diagnosed with cancer and dad. Need spiritual uplift and healing

12/8 Slapweasel-Has cancer and is caring for elderly parents

12/8 MAB asked for prayers former co-worker who is a recovering addict. He was just laid off. Need recovery and new job.

12/8 Sock_rat_eeze - Colonoscopy reversal scheduled for Dec. 19th in the morning.

Praise reports:

11/18 - Tikvah sends thanks for the prayers since 10/23 - her foot wounds have been healing nicely.

12/8 Lurker “I have a cat” said they praise God for alerting them to a gas leak in their kitchen

Requests for continued prayer:

- OldDog’sinMo’s wife, Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, also Tami’s daughter, Circa’s brother,

- VNRedLeg, Scott M., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan

- For Laura who has metastatic breast cancer and told she has 3 years to live. Flounder’s MIL, continued healing from cancer.

- USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them.

- For Allison- in her 30’s-for complete healing after a stroke after having a baby.

- For healing for Josephistan’s mom who has difficulty with daily tasks and is anxious and withdrawn. Also strength for him caring for his mom as he is alone in doing this. Help in finding a caregiver. He also needs job help.

- Hrothgar’s SIL, for diabetes related neuropathy.

- Poster ET going through a difficult time.

- Beltway Elite’s mother-recovery while in recovery from stroke.

- Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid.

- Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression.

Job needs and concerns:

Insomniac needs job

Prayer for President Trump:

Dear Father in Heaven, please grant President Trump Your gift of the Holy Spirit to guide him in governing this country. May You protect him from the designs of the evil one and grant him strength and courage to persevere when the odds seem overwhelming to defeat him. Keep him close to You that he may fulfill Your Will for his presidency. Keep his family safe and bring this nation back to unity in You.
In Jesus' name we pray.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.
Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update.

This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcome. Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com. I won’t know unless someone tells me! Thank you and God bless!

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

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