Finally: Oxford Student Union Bans Clapping as Too Triggering for Lunatic Mental Invalids

The so-called elite are actually very stupid, basket-case weaklings who are destroying the world, are they not?

Snowflake students at Oxford University are latest to demand clapping is banned because applause noise could trigger anxiety as they call for 'jazz hands' to be used instead

Snowflake students at Oxford University are the latest to demand that clapping should be banned because applause noise can trigger anxiety and want 'jazz hands' to be used instead.

The idea for a British sign language alternative for clapping involving the waving of hands was put forward at the student union's first meeting of the year on Tuesday.

Sabbatical Officers Roisin McCallion, Vice President for Welfare and Equal Opportunity and Ebie Edwards Cole, Chair for Oxford SU Disabilities Campaign, successfully passed the motion to mandate the encouragement of silent clapping.

"Silent clapping" = not clapping. It means jazz hands or "uptwinkles."

The ban on clapping would be at student union meetings and events where traditional clapping and cheering 'presents an access issue' to those with anxiety disorders.

One former student, said: 'Oxford University Student Union is always seeking to be more accommodating for students. Especially for those with accessibility issues.

'But this idea will not work and is completely ludicrous.'

Via Tim Pool, who concludes that these sissies are destroying western civilization and China will take over in ten years rather than forty because of them.

I think he's right. And I can't even object to it.

A society this weak doesn't deserve to do much more than to be allowed to wither and die in as much peace as the hard, cold world will allow it, which isn't that much peace.

posted by Ace of Spades at 09:12 PM

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