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October 23, 2019

Katie Hill, the Decidedly Non-Milfolicious Brazen Strumpet Representing California's 25th District, Denies Affair With Male Staffer, Does Not Deny Affair With Female Staffer

I think she's not denying the affair with the woman because RedState posted a picture of her brushing the much, much younger staffer's hair when she herself was completely naked.

Kind of hard to make up an innocent story to explain that.

One in a million, doc. One in a million.

But she says she's definitely not all about The D.

Democratic California Rep. Katie Hill on Tuesday denied having an extramarital affair with a male congressional staffer, but did not deny having such an affair with a female campaign staffer.

Hill blamed her ongoing "divorce from an abusive husband" for allegations that she had affairs with the two staffers in a statement released to Politico....

Hill called allegations that she was having an affair with legislative director Graham Kelly "absolutely false," but didnít deny having an affair with the female campaign staffer. The first-term congresswoman blamed a "coordinated effort to try to destroy me and people close to me" for the affair allegations.

"Intimate photos of me and another individual were published by Republican operatives on the internet without my consent," she said, adding that she "notified Capitol Hill police who are investigating the situation and potential legal violations of those who posted and distributed the photos, and therefore will have no further comment on the digital materials."

She then announced that she would now live her life proudly as a gay man.

I made up that last part but it's where they always go.

I think she's denying the heterosexual affair, but not the gay one, not just because there's dramatic visual proof of the latter, but also because being gay is now just generally a defense against anything, as is being an illegal alien.

She'll run on "persecution." And whenever you ask her about it, she'll respond, "I can't answer, it's persecution," and the media will let her get away with that, the same as they've allowed Ilhan "Omar" Nur Said get away with her brother-marrying and Kuffir-banging for years.


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