The Soyciety Pages, Issue One

The Bulwark. The Dispatch.

I feel like I need to get in on this game of starting a vintage 2002 era blog and giving it a "The [X]" title. (Which was actually a big thing around 2002, when everything was like "The Bulletin" and "The Agenda" and "The Lede" and etc. Prior to that, the "hot" naming convention had just been one-word vague names, like "Content" or "Slate.")

So I'm starting a, um, "vertical" on this site, a newsletter if you will, dedicated to covering The Wife-Sharers and the extremist leftist Democrats they support.

It's called The Soyciety Pages.

Issue one:

The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker Shares His Fiercely Heterosexual Passion for His Also-Fiercely Heterosexual "Significant Other"

Oh my, did someone turn the heat up in here?

I do declare, I feel happy tingles in my frontbutt.

I'm afraid I just wasn't expecting this much man so early in the afternoon. Stars and garters!

Here's a Fiercely Heterosexual exchange between some very junior league NeverTrumpers:

Bill Kristol declares his support for Nancy Pelosi:

Finally, the pure admission.

The Club4Growth goes after Mitt Romeny as La href="https://twitter.com/club4growth/status/1184562680457125889">a "secret asset" of Nancy Pelosi.

Is it secret though?

.@MittRomney is working as a secret asset for @SpeakerPelosi and the Democrats, plotting to take down @realDonaldTrump through impeachment. Now his cover is blown. Tell Romney to stop colluding with Democrats now!

— Club for Growth (@club4growth) October 16, 2019

Meanwhile, Julie Kelly rips the cvcked-out, tucked-under Washington Examiner, filled with NeverTrump liberal Republicans and straight Buzzfeed-type liberals, who attack Trump and his staffers all day long but then have the gall to advertise their stupid conference to Trump voters, which features former Trump officials as speakers.

Someone asks, "Why does the Washington Examiner give donors the false impression it isn't part of the anti-Trump resistance?"

They're trying to suck donor money on the representation that they are pro-GOP (and therefore pro-Trump) but all that money goes into running a less-fun version of Buzzfeed, staffed by effeminate nebbishes, sissies, and drips.

Oh, since I'm posting tweets: Obama endorsed Justin Trudeau.

Oh, and here's a new inductee into the Soyciety Pages: #Woke snitch LeBron James, the all-time NBA leader in manqueefs.

Deleted. I don't know if the user deleted it or Twitter demanded he delete it. It showed LeBron being bent over and ridden hard by Winnie the Pooh in a Red China shirt.

posted by Ace of Spades at 03:00 PM

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