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October 19, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Morons. Let us review some stories that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • Looks like Bill Kristol has been traveling.

  • Elon Musk genius or total dumb shit?

  • Armed robber forgets arms.

  • Who will be the Moron guinea pig?

  • Sometimes apologies just don't cut it.

  • This gives new meaning to the .99 menu.

  • Some things you can't unsee. Yeah, I would agree with that.

  • About that missing package..........

  • Ahhh the old "Bait & Switch" routine.

  • Everybody's vacation destination is different. This isn't for me.

  • That's one hell of a brewski.

  • The dog ate my homework. The cat ate my electrician.

  • Shut up and leave us alone.

    Enjoy these stories or something else that trips your trigger in this open thread. Remember the rules are simple, don't run with sharp objects and be kind to one another. Have a great weekend!!

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