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October 11, 2019

Tonight's ONT Has Toys In The Attic

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Ever have one of those nights when you can't quite seem to get it together? When you've been busy, and let you responsibilities go, and now you can't get a handle on them?

When that happens to me with the ONT, y'all get..........a picture dump!

But tonight I'll at least do commentary below each picture

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In loving mammory

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I'm pretty sure that's not a new device

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I'm thinking I know that person. It might be AlextheChick

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Probably not true, but the ONT is about funny, not accurate

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The cat has a point

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I checked, her birthday is Dec 30. She'll be 88 this year. We should sing for her

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I'd give him an “A”

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Um, Smashin Libs, I don't know how to tell you this, but....

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Thanks for the clarification

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I'm just not sure why everyone hates the media. It's a mystery

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Say, what is the name of that new Goldberg rag anyway?

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So?

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No

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How many of you are singing the Rodney Carrington song right now? (NSFW-ish)

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Priorities. This lad has his straight

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I'll take 4

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Awwwww.

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Please. Tell me again how the Oxford comma isn't important

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CIA recruiting poster

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Once again, real life is imitating The Simpsons



HEEE!

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The Art of the Deal, THOT Edition

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