Aww: Couple Ties Knot in Matching Jerseys... of a WNBA Team

The Washington Mystics are a WNBA team.

The "mystic" of their name refers to the illusion that anyone cares about women's basketball.

But this pair of power forwards does.

You might be thinking, "Wow, she must be really good in bed to get a dude to be super-into women's basketball."

That's where you're wrong, my frequently-wrong friend. Because it's 2019.

You forgot it was 2019, and the world stopped making sense a dozen years ago.

No, it was he who converted her into being a Mystics Maniac.

When Scott Suchyta and Jessica McNutt met a few years back, Suchyta was already a huge fan of the Washington Mystics. “I had fun going to the games; I became a season-ticket holder,” he said.

Eventually, McNutt tagged along, and it wasn’t long before she was also hooked. “I fell in love with the Mystics right away,” she said.

Recently, the couple even traveled to Connecticut for the WNBA Finals, to watch the Mystics take on the Connecticut Sun. But just before the game, they stopped by the courthouse and got hitched in their Mystics jerseys.

David French just reported Scott Suchyta to Twitter for "triggering" him with all the "toxic masculinity" he displays.

I'll say one thing for them: They're not buckling to Chinese censors, at least.

posted by Ace of Spades at 02:21 PM

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