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Rashida Tlaib: We Are Scheming to Order US Marshals to Hunt Down and Capture Trump OfficialsIt's Trump's fault that the left is so crazy, and you racists will have to be punished for empowering Trump to make the left crazy. You have been bad. You defied your liberal/moderate "Republican" overclass. You stopped believing them when they claimed that they were really suuuuuper-conservative, more conservative than you akshually, and they would love-love-love to actually attempt to achieve the conservative gains they promised they'd work for, but it's just not the right time politically, Child, so you'll just have to wait. You started to ignore their perennial stalling tactic -- yes yes, we'll get to your list of conservative wants after we've achieved and secured the gains we promised our corporatist/merchant class masters, but you'll just have to be patient, you stupid hillbilly racists. You ignored them. You defied them. And now you'll have to be punished. Only when you submit and accept your punishment will this minority of liberal Republicans -- really hawkish Democrats -- agree to rule over you again. And until then, you'll just have to accept the left gets to act crazy while you have to mind your p's and q's, racist.
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