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October 03, 2019
October ONTOctober! October means Halloween. Halloween means costumes, and I have to say, I like this kid's style: ![]() PUCK!
Speaking of title defense, this is awfully sweet. Blues surprise super fan Laila Anderson with hand-delivered Stanley Cup championship ring A sick little girl whose determination and support inspired an unlikely group of hockey players to hoist Lord Stanley's cup last year got a little surprise from the team this week.
19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: 20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen. For those of you that don't know the story, Dallas police officer Amber Guyger shot and killed Botham Jean last year when she mistakenly went into his apartment and thought he was an intruder. This week she was sentenced to 10 years in prison for the crime. The victim's brother was allowed to give a victim impact statement, and in this most trying circumstance, the glory of Christ shone through him like a beacon. This man is walking the walk:
As long as we're quoting the bible, might as well visit the gospel of John: Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
No, what Meghan has done is drag with her, across the Atlantic, a garbage truck full of the most emetic US wokeness and deposited it on our front lawns. She has brought with her the infantile identity politics of Hollywood and US campuses, with all its non sequiturs, its bizarre obsessions, its mutual contradictions and its self-evident hypocrisies. Related: Reminder: Jimmy Carter Is Our Worst Ex-President
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#1 The president has somehow made Nickleback relevant again, which I would have bet would never have happened in a million years, and #2 Of course this strategy worked, and nobody could remember seeing the video an of course nobody retweeted it. LOL, J/K! You'd think these jackasses would be familiar with the Streisand effect. Here's an example:
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