Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/2/19) | Main | Mid-Morning Art Thread
October 03, 2019

The Morning Report - 10/3/19


Good morning kids. Thursday and the big story is Adam Schiff-for-Brains along with a couple of Deep State operatives being exposed for potentially committing serious crimes or massive ethical breaches that at a minimum should cause their removal from office. Obviously, that dog won't hunt right now (and sadly if ever), but the jig really is up, or at least has been totally exposed to anyone paying even minimal attention. I'm going to jump around a bit between the first three categories since all of them are related and feature the same cast of characters involved in a play that has parallel and ultimately converging plot lines.

With regards to Schiff-for-Brains, the President's brilliant move of releasing the entire transcript of his call with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky caught the pencil-necked geek totally off guard, since his entire plot revolved around Trump refusing to reveal what was said, and thus giving him (Schiff-for-Brains) the opening to insert his own narrative revolving around the so-called "whistleblower." Whoever he or she is, was made irrelevant by Trump. It is astounding to me that this magnificent schmuck did not consider the possibility that Trump would not do as expected, especially having done nothing anyone expected going on well over four years now. That combination of arrogance and stupidity meant Schiff-for-Brains did not have what is commonly referred to in the trade as "a backup plan." And that left him holding his pencil-thin pee-pee in his fingers as the nation watched his opening statement of the non-impeachment-impeachment proceeding last week. Incredibly, he belched up the completely fabricated "conversation" between Trump and Zelensky, idiotically believing it wouldn't be ripped to shreds, and then when it was, his excuse was that it was merely a spoof.

Once again, that put President Trump firmly in control of the narrative and the news cycle wherein he not only ripped into Schiff-for-Brains for lying in front of Congress and the American people, but it gave his message of calling all of this part of a coup to remove him from office real gravitas and fuel to go after the originators of the plot, namely Clinton, Obama and everyone associated with them, along with related criminality of Joe Bidet for his massive foreign influence peddling and shakedowns of foreign governments, which involved many of the same players in the Russian collusion ploy. But I digress, sort of.

Circling back, as the layers of this rotten onion, or more accurately a matryoshka doll are revealed, the extent of Adam Schiff-for-Brains' criminality, corruption and flagrant abuse of power is coming to light. First up, a spokes-stooge for the man-with-Andy-Kaufman's-face denies he had any advance notice of the so-called whistleblower's complaint yet while this thing stewed for several months, he kept it hidden from his GOP colleagues on his committee and despite Trump's horrendous impeachable offense of speaking to a foreign dignitary, the IG for the State Department sat on it and did nothing. Urgent is just a song from Foreigner, evidently.

Recall that just before this whistleblower came forward, the rules were relaxed to allow hearsay testimony to be admissible grounds to start inquiries and investigations. Now, with this entire Ukraine thing, at least as it pertains to Trump, now confirmed as a lie, the Democrat-Left-Media Complex is circling the wagons around him or her demanding that his/her anonymity be protected and that Trump might do what the Clintons do to people like Vince Foster and Ron Brown. All of this leads me to one conclusion: the whistleblower is Schiff-for-Brains himself. Meh, doesn't even matter all that much if it is or isn't. All of this is going to blow up in their faces over the next 13 months, and yuuuugely. Unfortunately, everything is going to be stalled, perhaps most crucially judicial nominations especially if Ruth Bader-Meinhoff joins the Choir Invisible. But to reiterate, for now, President Trump is firmly in the driver's seat with this. He has justly called for Schiff-for-Brains to resign which will no doubt make him act out of anger and reveal even more of his and others' criminality, as he did with that disastrous NY Times piece. Meep-meep, mo-fo.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

ALSO: The Morning Report is cross-posted at

Follow us on Twitter: @CutJibNews

digg this
posted by J.J. Sefton at 07:22 AM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
Miklos, offering a red Solo cup: "Hiya Zodster Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 09:56 ..."

jakee308 : "Trump has commuted Roger Stones sentence. ..."

runner: "I saw Nested Valve Springs open for The Machine at ..."

Pug Mahon, what likes stuff: "sharon, The Tx MoMe has been blessed with Horde fr ..."

harley: "haha don't know about the anal otters i do know ..."

CN: "Here's a new designation "covid compliant facility ..."

AZ deplorably isolated: "You don't live in the desert, do you? Posted by: ..."

ALH: "That would be a weird kind of business and not pro ..."

Jordan61: "Turn off the news. That will do wonders for your p ..."

runner: "You only need one. Posted by: ALH at July 10, 202 ..."

Romeo13: "507 ZOD. Hiya Zodster Posted by: JT at July 10 ..."

Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- [/i][/b][/u][/s]: "[i]Fauci has been known to recommend bare back but ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64