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The Morning Rant![]() "So, to recap the Ukraine hoax: a fake whistleblower who was not in room and who didn't actually hear anything writes a fake complaint with no personal knowledge, leaks the fake news at NY Times and the Washington Post , which fake news then gets cited as fake evidence for fake verification of the fake whistleblower's fake story, which then gets taken up with fake concern by congressional fake Adam Schiff who opens hearing with fake quote from Trump as Pelosi launches fake impeachment effort. "If this were any more fake, all of the hearing committee members would be cardboard cut-outs. "Oh, and by the way, whatever happened to Russia, then? Why is every single Democrat now yammering about the Ukraine hoax while the poor, lonely Russia collusion hoax is sitting there in the background, abandoned, and plaintively pleading, 'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?' If there is any proof that the Russian collusion story was a total lie, it is this: that the Democrats dropped it like a hot potato as soon as it became obvious that it wasn't hurting Trump. It they honestly believed that there was anything to it, they'd still be pursuing it. "I'm no constitutional lawyer, but I don't think Trump's mean tweets are impeachable offenses. Just saying. "In case you hadn't heard, the progressive buzzword of the day is: impeachable offense. Not just an ordinary offense, mind you, but an *impeachable* offense. Which is what a regular offense becomes when Donald Trump does it. Like blocking someone on Twitter." (h/t Newt Gingrich)
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