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September 27, 2019

And Yet To Me, What Is This Quintessence Of Dust ONT?

I tell ya, I'm dealing with major writer's block here. Nothing is grabbing me for this ONT. No theme, no pictures, no pattern. I'm not even sure how to start? Maybe with this?

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Hey, Here's Some Good Advice

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Makes sense to me. Leia, what do you think?


That Look AT The End

“I am so fucking tired”



Remember This Guy?

Rookie NFL Qb sensation Gardner Minshew, who looks like he just stepped off the set of Boogie Nights?

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Well, you're not the only one to think so. Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Gardner Minshew gets endorsement offer from porn company


We’d like for you to lead a weekly exercise class for CamSoda Fit that you can livestream from the comfort of home — or the locker room....Our only requirement is that you incorporate band workouts into your class and do them in a jockstrap and/or naked.

And here's the story of his luxurious mustache.


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"I can't decide if he's Superman or Mayhem (the guy on the insurance commercials)," (Lt. Gen. Jim) Silfe said on Facebook. "I don't know whether I want to be right next to him in case some bad stuff goes down, or whether I want to be as far away from him as possible because bad stuff always seems to go down around him."

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The Pennsylvania Tuxedo: Keystone State Legacy
I've been keeping my eye on Craigslist for a used jacket and pants in my size. I'm amazed at how cheep the jackets sell for, considering they last forever.

The day that destroyed the working class and sowed the seeds of Trump

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by chicken (this may be my favorite prank ever)”

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Chicken.

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