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September 26, 2019

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT!

Apologies to Mr. Lovestein for editing his comic

Let's Eat!

Did they get it right for your state? They got the food right for Maryland – crab cakes – but the restaurant wrong. Everybody knows that the best crab cakes in Baltimore are at Pappa's. Go to the original location in Parkville and not some of the more upscale locations they've been opening lately.

Not featured: pizza tacos.

Emergency! Dial 911!

Have a great day...�� pic.twitter.com/8wUB8Rpaw5
— Rex Chapman�� (@RexChapman) September 17, 2019

Number 7 Will Amaze You

Turning Texas Blue

Don't Move to Austin. It's Rotting from Within.

They're going to do it eventually, it's the Left's very own Hijrah. What do we do then?

Soft Bigotry Of Low Expectations

What was your strangest experience in an American ghetto?

She broke down in the barrio and, shocker! People helped her. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, I'm mumble mumble years old, but I am constantly shocked by the sheer blatant racism of people on the left. Like in this clip:

You just can't defend the stupidity of liberal thinking.

Why do they think this way?pic.twitter.com/jR1YC1rPY3
— General Patton ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️�� (@1ConservaDog) September 21, 2019

My reaction to that is the same as if they were just using the N-word over and over. I just stop, and stare, and am absolutely gobsmacked that people can even think that way. It's insane. And yet we're supposedly the racist ones. * shakes head *.

It's time we all recognize left-wing progressivism for what it is — a cult

Comic Relief

I posted a link to a Batman comic a few weeks back that got some positive feedback, so here is another one. It's not the whole comic, here's the backstory. Batman and Superman are meeting with Lois Lane and Catwoman to go on a double date. This bit is each of them explaining the other to their respective dates as they travel to the meeting place. It's really well done.

Photoshop Anyone?

Here are some clever ones

I like this one:

Politics

We now go to CNN for coverage of the ongoing impeachment story. With us live in studio are "Republican" strategists David French, Max Boot and Rick Wilson. pic.twitter.com/BOTQry53jA
— Dave's Not Here (@Weirddave0) September 26, 2019

Tonight's ONT is brought to you by pizza:

The Yahoo Group is featured in that cartoon and doesn't like it.

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