The Morning Report - 9/26/19

Good morning kids. Thursday and the closely linked Joe Bidet Ukraine scandal and the Democrat impeachment follies top the news, so here we go. Now, let me see if I have this right; with the Russian collusion lie and smear now completely debunked and virtually forgotten, the only thing remaining is the insane Democrat base, driven well past the insanity level after being promised since January 20th, 2017 by their political leaders and the propagandists in the media that Trump would be driven or removed from office as a result of the aforementioned lie and smear. But still, he persisted, as does the un-sated bloodlust, literal and figurative, of the Democrat-Left-Media Complex for Trump and all of us in what's left of normal America.

What to do? Right! Concoct another smear consisting of unnamed sources, this time proving that Trump colluded with and/or strong-armed the Ukraine in order to politically persecute former cree-pee-vee-pee Joe Bidet. Never mind the fact that the Ukraine is a mortal enemy of Russia, you know the country with which Trump is beholden to and/or a puppet of for helping him steal the 2016 election, or that the alleged "whistleblower" is known to be a Trump-hater who wasn't even within earshot of the supposedly damning phone conversation between Trump and Ukie prexy Zelensky, or that the released transcript of that call shows that it was completely above board and that Trump wanted Zelensky to help the DoJ investigate alleged 2016 election fraud (stay tuned for that) or that Democrat Senators Menendez, Leahy and Durbin are known to have abused their power to pressure the Ukraine into digging up dirt on Trump. This time for sure! to paraphrase a certain moose from Frostbite Falls, MN, they've got Trump...
Exactly where he wants them.

That's because the real revelations about the Ukraine show that macho Joe Bidet openly and freely boasted in front of cameras and microphones that he threatened to withhold $1 billion in foreign aid in his official capacity as Vice President of the United States if a Ukrainian court did not drop corruption charges against his complete failure of a coke-addict son Hunter. It is also known that the aforementioned member in good standing of the Lucky Sperm Club was given a $50,000 a month "job" on the board of a Ukrainian energy company that was headed by the former Minister of Natural Resources. This despite the fact that the only expertise Bidet the Lesser has in energy is how to snort it off of a hooker's ass without losing a granule. By the way, the Ukrainian "government" of that former minister was that of Viktor Yanukovich, the head of a pro-Putin puppet regime that was ultimately forced out of office. And this doesn't even touch upon a similar "job" with the Chi-Coms done as a quid pro quo with our greatest geopolitical rival, if not outright enemy. With a nod to George Gershwin, nice work if you can get it, won't you show me how? Indeed.

And this brings us back to President Trump, the Democrats and impeachment. Nancy "Palsi" Pelosi has been desperate to stop it because she knows that it is political kryptonite to her and her party. Poll after poll has shown voters are turned off by it and with the economy going like gangbusters and the complete failure of the Russian collusion hoax it only underscores the President's justified claims that he's being persecuted. Unfortunately, that doesn't sit well with the Maoists in the Toothy McBigTits brigade who are looking to run her and her ilk out of town and take over the operation. Well, what's the crooked daughter of a Baltimore mob boss to do? Well, she makes a big splash out of announcing an impeachment "investigation" to bamboozle her base into thinking that this means actual impeachment when all it means is more phony hearings that will drag on to the election. The gambit is it satisfies the base while tainting Trump. Even if he isn't actually impeached, it seemingly will damage him enough and clear the way for the Democrat nominee to win 2020 walking away.

But that raises the question of who is going to be the Democrat nominee? Up until now, despite the eye-bleeding, paste-eating, hoof-in-mouth gaffe-a-minute, it was Joe Bidet. But the release of the full transcript of the call shows beyond any doubt that it and Trump's conversation were completely above board, no matter how the media will try to George Zimmermann-ize it. It also reveals the outrageous corruption of Joe Bidet, and this President will use Ukraine as the hammer with which to beat him and the Democrats to rhetorical death. By the way, whether or not this is some sort of multi-dimensional chess on Palsi's part to use impeachment to get Bidet out of the way is neither here nor there. Whoever wins the nomination, putatively now Elizabeth the Chief of the HOA scolding busybody tribe, is going to get curb-stomped in 2020 by Le Grande OrangeManBad.

But wait! There's more! "Crowd Strike." Remember them? You can bet your sweet ass the Democrats do. After Hillary Clinton's e-mail server(s) was/were hacked - you know the ones with the 33,000 e-mails that were all about yoga and Chelsea Chubbels nuptials - did Debbie Wasserman-Test allow(!) the FBI to examine them? No, she sent them to Crowd Strike which gave them a thorough examination and declared everything kosher, nothing to see here, move along. By the way, it's too bad Paul Manafort didn't save himself 30 years in the hole by telling the FBI to get fucked and that he was given the all clear by Crowd Strike. But I digress.

As we all know, the verdict was that the "missing" e-mails are no doubt 33,000 smoking guns of influence peddling and other high crimes and misdemeanors that would send the Clintons, Obamas and a large swathe of the DC Deep State away for life, unless John Roberts declares it a tax. And of course, President Trump joking openly to the press that maybe the Russians could help find Hillary's missing e-mails was an act of treason the Democrats used that got the past almost four-year-long debasement of our political and legal system rolling. The circle is complete. All that's left are the jerks.

UPDATE: I got my timing wrong on when the Yanukovich government was in and then out of power. Corrected, and apologies for the error.

JOE BIDET UKRAINE SCANDAL

This is why I love when the President Tweets and does off-the-cuff pressers; he tells it like it is. Also, Ron Johnson ponders opening up an investigation into Bidet, Bidet got his Irish up when his clean, articulate boss looked into sonny boy's past, several links do a better job than yours truly in squaring the Clinton-Russia-Ukraine circle and Daniel Greenfield really is a treasure. Great essay on the incredible nest of corruption that is Ukraine.

• Donald Trump on Joe Bidet: "If You're a Democrat, You Have Automatic Protection" (maybe not this time around? - jjs)
  
• Sen. Ron Johnson Is Considering Opening An Investigation Into Bidet and Ukraine: Report
  
• Flashback: Joe Bidet Got Angry When Obama Campaign Vetted Hunter Bidet
  
• "Ukraine-Gate" Is About the Russian Hack That Wasn't
  
• Ukraine President to Trump: "We Wanted to Drain the Swamp Here... You Are a Great Teacher for Us"
  
• When Hillary Clinton Colluded with Ukraine
  
• Greenfield: How the Ukraine Ended Up at the Center of American Politics

  IMPEACHMENT FOLLIES

  The big takeaway is Nancy Palsi may have committed mass political suicide with all of this, despite her non-impeachment impeachment kabu-kakke theater and Ben Sasse is really a sneaky little nickel-fucker.

• Democrats Melt Down Over Transcript: Trump Is a "Cheat," "Un-American," and "Danger to Our Democracy"
  
• Ben Sasse-hole Says Republicans "Ought Not To Be Rushing To Circle the Wagons"
  
• DoJ Clears Trump of Wrongdoing in Call with Zelensky
  
• The Democrats Need Impeachment
  
• Dems Bet It All on a Telephone Call Transcript
  
• Goodwin: Nancy Palsi Will Regret Rushing Into Impeachment Push
  
• Palsi Pelosi's Words About Impeachment In 1998 Come Back To Haunt Her
  
• State of Delusion: Democrats Privately Panic Following Transcript, Impeachment Fallout

  AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, MIGRANT INVASION, BORDER SECURITY

  The big news here is the GOP-e reveals its true self over being open borders stooges and David Purdue joins Mike Lee in screwing American workers out of their jobs. Go to hell the lot of you.

• Eleven GOP Senators Vote Against National Emergency, Border Wall
  
• Silicon Valley Billionaires Bankroll Mike Lee and His Green Card Giveaway
  
• Sen. David Perdue OKs Silicon Valley Takeover of College Graduate Job Market
  
• Trump Administration Signs Asylum Deal With Honduras
  
• Foreign Influence: Chinese Illegal Aliens Come to Our Border Without Any Vetting, Yet They Are Released
  
• Illegal Alien Who Could Have Been Deported Admits to Years of Child Sex Abuse

  POLITICS

  Keep talking impeachment Dems, as the RNC and Trump bank on it, Tulsi Coffeecake-face reveals she ain't no moderate, Lizzy Pemmican's tax fetish will be the end of her if she wins the nomination and several good links on the racialism, radicalism and anti-Americanism of the American Democrat Left. Plus, tell Bill Weld the geneticist called and he's half-artichoke.

• Impeachment Threat Leads to Big 1-Day Fundraising Haul for Trump and GOP
  
• Democrats Throw "Electability" Joe Bidet Under the Bus and Embrace the Radicals
  
• Tulsi Coffecake: Iran's Attacks on Saudi Arabia Were "Retaliatory" (say what, crater-face? - jjs)
  
• New Polls Confirm Why Elizabeth Pemmican Dodges the Middle Class Tax Hike Question
  
• Julian Castro, Identity-Politics Demagogue
  
• Channeling Howard Zinn
  
• The Agonies of the Patriotic Democrat
  
• Bill Weld Torches His Mind
  
• Black: Only the People Can Decide

  FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH

  More fake news about the Ukraine crap and shit-stirring with the DNI and they really hit a new low with a good Samaritan. This is a preview of what they will do to us if they do take over completely.

• WaPo Spreads Fake News About Trump DNI Resignation Threat
  
• Multiple Outlets Chop Up Ukraine Transcript, Focusing Only On Trump's Comment On Biden
  
• A Man Raised Money For Sick Kids, So Journalists Went Through His Old Tweets To Humiliate Him; This Is Psychotic

  SECOND AMENDMENT

  Nelson Muntz laugh item.

• Impeachment Inquiry Stalls Gun Control Talks, Senate Staffers Say

  ABORTION

  Gevalt.

• 3 Sickening Truths About Aborted Fetus Trafficking We Learned From the Daleiden Hearings

  FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

  Nigel Farage wants Bo-Jo to fall on his sword, our oil domination is key to toppling the Farsis, Chi-Coms as ghoulish as Planned Parenthood, and other picture postcards.

• Nigel Farage: "As a Matter of Honor, Boris Johnson Has to Offer His Resignation"
  
• US Oil Is Key Weapon against Iran
  
• China Harvests Organs From "Prisoners Of Conscience" and Religious Minorities, Tribunal Says (60th trimester abortions - jjs)
  
• When It Comes To Trudeau, the Prime Minister Has No Clothes
  
• Why India Is the United States' Best Bet For Balancing China
  
• Are Israelis Heading for a Three-peat Election?

  DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION

  At least the GOP is on the ball with the crucial battle of readjusting the Judiciary.

• As Democrats Prepare For Impeachment, Senate GOP Tees Up More Judicial Confirmations
  
• San Francisco Residents Line Sidewalk With Boulders to Block Homeless Camps
  
• Why Cities Are Becoming "Theme Parks Of Childless Affluence"
  
• A Renaissance Runs Through It (revival in Pittsburgh - jjs)

  HEALTHCARE

  The idiotic war on vaping and the wrong target in the opioid crisis.

• It's the Illegal Products, Stupid

  RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM

  Scoldilocks. Why didn't I think of that one?

• Scoldilocks, Or the Story of Greta Thunberg

  CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON

  Finally, Obama gets an accolade for which he is truly worthy as well as several good links on the race to destroy our identity, Rabbi Fischer on the Jewish high holidays and tell Scoldilocks and the other ass-burgers that we really never had it so good because of all the things they rail against.

• Landfill Road with "Putrid Stench" to Be Named After Barack Obama
  
• Unsolicited White Guilt Is White Privilege
  
• Did Slavery Create American Prosperity?
  
• PC Culture's Takeover of the Corporate World
  
• Rabbi Fischer: What Happened to the Missing Me?
  
• Forgetting Our Story
  
• Here Are a Bunch Of Charts That Prove the World Is Better Than Ever

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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