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September 26, 2019

Great: Mattel Releasing First Gender-Fluid Toy (For Kids!!!)

Yayyy, corporations! Yayyy, Cato!!! Yayyyy, Chamber of Commerce!!! Yayyyy, AEI!!!

Yayyy, Asness Liberty Chair-sitter Jonah Goldberg!!! Yayyyyy mega-corporations! Like Hispanics, these are "natural Republican voters" just waiting to come out!!! All we have to do is completely change our entire agenda to match theirs, and then, one day, maybe 40% of them will support us!!!

What a deal!!!

It's finally here: On Wednesday, Mattel launched its revolutionary new line of dolls.
In a move the company believes to be surrendering to the demands of children, the toymaker behind Thomas & Friends and Power Wheels brings to a toy box near you Creatable World -- a "gender inclusive' series allowing kids to mix and match the figures’ female and male hair, clothes, and accessories.

They're really stressing the idea that you "choose" and "create" your own world (identity).

Narration (in English): Discover "Creatable World"!
Create a character in your image
with long hair or short
and wearing a hat or a dress
It's you who chooses!

[?] create hundreds of looks
There are no limits to your creativity!
Creatable World, it's yours to play in!

If you're thinking, "Well, that's just for French perverts' children," nah, they're selling them in the US. Below, a couple of people are paid by Mattel to review their cross-dressing-for-children toys.

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