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September 13, 2019

The Morning Report - 9/13/19


Good morning kids. Triscuit-deck-o-phobia, the fear of a 13-sided cracker strikes again as the weekend is upon us. The big story is not necessarily the Democrat freak show last night in Houston, but the overarching theme is to vote Democrat, Socialist, Progressive, Leftist or whatever you want to label that party and movement is to vote for the absolute destruction of this nation. Madness or stupidity or a combination of both, depending on who does the voting (or voodoo, since quite a number of votes cast for Democrats come from beyond the grave).

There were plenty of highlights, or more accurately lowlights for you to chew on, including everyone attempting a pile on of the hapless Joe Bidet. On the bright side, the paste-eating career grifter, goniff and girl-groper from Delaware was not bleeding from his eyes but the bad news is his Dentu-Grip didn't and the mush emanating from his pie-hole was punctuated by a staccato-like castanet effect. All things considered, that's nowhere near as revolting as Bernie Sanders doing the jedi-mind trick about Venezuelan socialism being not the socialism we're looking for or turd hors d'oeuvres aficionado and phony Mexican Blotto O'Rourke proudly affirming his intent to disarm the citizenry, although, as Jeffrey Lord points out, that was tempered by his evidently throwing illegals and Planned Parenthood under the bus. But at least we know that somewhere in Kalorama, ex-prexy Kenya Kona Blend was chain smoking spliffs and Lucky's as Dishonest Injun Warren blamed his policies in the wake of the 2008 financial meltdown for giving us Trump. She may not realize it, but she just endorsed his, Trump's, reelection by affirming that the current economic boom is his.

I could go on and on and on and if you did not watch any of it, and I can't say I blame you if you didn't since I'm not into self-abuse either, you can click here for Breitbart's live blog recap.

Also, Michael Goodwin of the NY Post is 100% right in that Trump was the real winner last night, as he was in all of the previous Democrat debates. The quote of the night also comes not from any candidate but from President Trump himself:

"Our Country Is Going to Hell if Any of These People Get In"

Amen. The rage and idiocy coming from the Democrat-Left-Media Complex because of Trump's ascendancy and success is comical, but at the same time it's revelatory and frightening. As of right now, 2020 is his election to lose and the only question is by how wide of a margin will he win. But what happens after the clock strikes noon on January 20th, 2025 is one gigantic question mark. Whatever happens, at one point down the road the Democrats are going to win the White House again and if you think that they are going to somehow magically return to the illusion of being the pro-American "honorable opponents across the aisle" you're delusional. Blotto O'Rourke, Bernie Sanders and even Joey Bidet are chuckle-worthy but make no mistake. If they or any of that freak show were ever to gain the Oval Office they or whoever is pulling their strings are going to make the eight-year Reign of Error between 2009-2016 seem like a walk in the park. This nation is absolutely divided and most likely irrevocably. How that plays out in 2020 and then beyond is a mystery, and every scenario I think is going to be unpleasant, to say the least. G-d help us.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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