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September 13, 2019

The Debate As Seen on Twitter

Blotto O'Rourke set the standard for racial arson when he got drunk and plowed his car into America's fragile racial peace:



But Democrats tried to match his level of race-scapegoating demagoguery. Mayor Pete, or "Alcaide Pete," as Jorge Ramos insisted on calling him, suggested that we need to implement even more racial preferences and quotas:


Gay candidate, I mean black candidate, Cory Booker wasn't going to be out-demagogued:




Mayor Pete wants to "pay teachers like we do doctors." Also, he wants to give them the respect we give to soldiers. (Why don't we give soldiers what we pay teachers? Nevermind.)

All of the Democrats agree, we have to pay teachers huge piles of money, and that's not because teachers are a reliable Democrat constituency or anything. No, they're just that wonderful!


Kamala Harris' debate strategy -- was just to cough up a series of memorized canned Twitter Snark Attacks on Trump as the answer to any question posed to her -- was so obvious and transparent (and weak) that even leftwingers were smart enough to see it:





Robert Francis "Blotto" O'Rourke said "Hell yeah we're going to take away your guns!"

No, seriously, he said that. And the place went wild.

CNN was almost crying with joy out of their pee-pee holes:



I know everyone's shocked to see Super-Conservative Ultra-Republican Max Boot getting all steamy in the inseam over a hard-left socialist.

Elizabeth Warren picked up a lot of support from the crucial Democrat category of sad and lonely women:


Joe Biden instructed black people to "play the phonograph" at night so that their kids can learn English or something:


There were, sadly, no casualties, but Joe Biden had a Wardrobe Malfunction with his teeth:


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