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August 28, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"Just saw a Zogby poll that had Donnie Two-Scoop's approval rating at 51%. Just think about that. With non-stop, 24/7 relentlessly negative media coverage, he's still pulling in a slight majority. I have to say, I don't place much stock in these approval polls, but I have to ask, what would his approval numbers be if the press actually covered him fairly? Conversely, the way the media slobbered all over Obama, you'd expect his approval ratings to be sky-high, but especially during his second term, they barely rose above 50%. In other words, about where Trump's is now.

"Obama did pretty good in the first two years, back when he was a fresh new face and people were genuinely curious about him, but the numbers steadily decreased over time, and despite all the fluffing and smooching and butt-kissing, the media could never really get his numbers higher than those of the president they've been trying to destroy for over two years. This should be a story in and of itself. That is, it would be story *if* we had a functioning media instead of a matrix of interlocking left-wing blogs."




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Republican Presidential Candidate Beclowns Self:



Not An Ayn Rand Novel:




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Deep Thoughts With AOC:

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Who Dis:

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Here's another great photo.



For the 'Ettes:

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And here's another photo.



Monday's celebs: Being as how I'm retired, and a man of leisure, I'm working my way through the Fast & Furious franchise during my lunch hour and I had forgotten that Gal Gadot was in several of them in her pre-WW days. And the guy with the haystack on his face is Mark Sinclair, AKA Vin Diesel. Some of you morons mentioned that his Riddick movies were worth watching, perhaps I'll have to look into them after I'm done with F&F.



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com, as I will be filling in for Fenelon Spoke on the prayer list, for the next 1-2 months while Fenelon recuperates.

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Updates and new requests:

7/24-Jane D’oh’s son has swollen knee and torn meniscus. Going to see an orthopedic doctor. Needs treatment and complete healing.

7/25-Cookie, friend of Artisanal’ette, retired Air Force colonel has cancer, told she has 3 months to live. Prayers for complete healing. She is also caring for a daughter, a victim of violent rape, afraid to leave home.

7/29-Sturmtoddler had kidney surgery July 23. He is at home convalescing. Surgery was textbook. Just waiting for biopsy on removed cyst. Doctor says mass was removed. Prayers for complete healing.

7/31-LizardBrain’s Brother-in-law and little sister are 1600 miles away from him. Brother-in-law has cancer. Lizards Brain’s little sister’s (n her 60’s) had fetal alcohol syndrome, and has difficulty navigating maze of VA bureaucrats and medical procedures. Prayers for guidance, helpful people, healing, and comfort.

8/1-BifBewalkski-continued healing after surgery.

8/4-Vic’s younger brother needs to have bypass surgery.

8/5-Moki’s daughter found out that her immune system is compromised. She had a 3 centimeter hole in bladder and had to have bladder and kidneys reconstructed. Prayers for healing and strengthening in order for her to go back to school.

8/5-Redc1c4’s father has gone to be with the Lord. Prayers for strength and comfort for his dad’s family and friends.

8/6-Mrs. Hadrian IV-Continued strengthening and recovery after knee replacement.

8/6-NaCly Dog’s wife has type 1 diabetes and back issues. Needs more energy and strength and ability to move more easily without pain. Also needs blessings. light, and rough places made smooth.

8/12-Bete in reflection is undergoing treatment for bone marrow cancer and had a biopsy last week. Prayers for complete healing.

8/13-Eric on total disability. Dealing with an ex wife who’s making things extraordinarily difficult. Asked for prayers for prayers that rough places are made smooth and for protection for his 14 year old daughter while he’s away from her.

8/13-Fenelon asks for prayers for Arlene who is waiting to have valve replacement of next week

8/14- ibguy asked for prayers for the grandniece of a co-worker of his, Elena, a 2 and ½ year old how has rhabdoid tumor, every aggressive form of cancer which doesn’t have a good survival rate. Prayers for complete healing and relief from pain.

8/16-Grammie’s daughter is on a mission trip to Swaziland to give nursing care for children and women affected by sex trafficking. For a safe mission ands safe return home.

8/21-CGE-Of The Moron herd- His daughter, Jessica’s son 17 year old was victim of a drive by shooting and had died. Prayers for comfort and strength of family and friends

8/21-Prayers for healing for Fenelon are appreciated.

8/22-Prayers for Hans O’Lo’s family members: For sure hands of the hand surgeon who will try to save my mom’s hand when she visits next week, and for mom’s full recovery thereafter. For continued improvement of my sister’s condition (praise to Him for so much improvement already!). For a peaceful resolution to son the Eldest’s recent challenges. For strength and blessings as my daughter begins her new adventure in graduate school so far from home.


Praise reports:

- Pooky’s girl has gotten a PT job-which pays well-working with Pooky (Thanks be to God!), which will hopefully lessen stress on Pooky and his boss and help alleviate some stress on Pooky which might be affecting his testosterone level. So please pray for Pooky’s husband as well.

- Winston, a dreg of society, his friend Dee is doing better after her fall. Thanks for the prayers, horde

- SturmToddler-Post op after surgery turned out well. They got all the cancer and he is healing more quickly than expected. He thanks the horde for the prayers!


Requests for continued prayer:

For healing from cancer:

OldDog’sinMo’s wife , Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, also Tami’s daughter, Circa’s brother, VNRedLeg, Scott M., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan , Rickl-healing from cancer-he has an additional lesion and numbness in back area, Suzanne’s friend Kevin-told that he has six months to live-is praying for a miracle. For Laura who has metastastic breast cancer and told she has 3 years to live. Flounder’s MIL, continued healing from cancer.

Other continuing health issues and requested prayers for healing:

- Fixeupperupper’s mothers-kidney function.

- Michelle’s son- continued recovery from car accident.

- Sock-rat-eeze, for things to go smoothly so that he can have reversal of colostomy.

- USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them.

- For Allison- in her 30’s-for complete healing after a stroke after having a baby.

- For healing for Josephistan’s mom who has difficulty with daily tasks and is anxious and withdrawn. Also strength for him caring for his mom as he is alone in doing this. Help in finding a caregiver. He also needs job help.

- Hrothgar’s SIL, for diabetes related neuropathy.

- Poster ET going through a difficult time.

- Beltway Elite’s mother-recovery while in recovery from stroke.

- Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid.

- Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression.


Job needs and concerns:

- Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.

- Donna&&&& needs FT job in areas of expertise

- PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job.

- Hadrian IV is looking for new job and has Skype interview, today I believe.

- Insomniac has been in touch with a company about receiving some work in his field. Please continue to pray for him in this endeavor that this does indeed work out for him as there have been many false starts and dead ends.

- Anonymous poster needs prayers for more work and rough places made smooth.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcome. Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to apaslo@hotmail.com. I won’t know unless someone tells me! Thank you and God bless!

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm


244 Peach pie is appropriate anytime.

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Peach Pie:

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Brown Sugar-Cinnamon Peach Pie recipe here.

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