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August 10, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

Good morning Horde. Certainly not enough hours in this past week. Let's take a gander at some stories that didn't get their fair share of attention this past week here at the AoSHQ.

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Let's jump right in:

Unemployed Morons might want to apply for this job.

Unemployed 'Ettes might want to apply for this job.

Radio active Valu-Rite?

Some people never leave High School.

Until death do us part.

Once upon a time, Florida Man was Florida Boy.

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, no not really.

Remind me never go near @#$%&!#Oman.

It doesn't matter what you drive. Drinking and driving doesn't work.

"“We’re probably not going to solve this one,”

How safecrackers got into an ATM.

The Federal Government, fouling things up since at least 1930.

Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Pajamas are optional. Be nice to one another and no running with sharp objects.

Have a great weekend!!!

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