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The Morning Rant![]() "As is usual after mass shootings, the progressives are running around with their hair on fire trying to get laws passed that criminals and mentally people will just ignore, just like they ignore all of the other laws progressives succeeded in passing in response to previous mass shootings. They seem to forget that, though. "Progressives seem to forget a lot of things. Like, for example, the fact there are literally *hundreds of millions* of privately owned firearms in circulation and literally *trillions* of rounds of ammunition out there ready to be used, so, based on those numbers, we should be having a lot more mass shootings than we're seeing. While this is scarce comfort to the victims' families, the point is, this suggests that it's not the availability of guns that is the problem. "Another fact that progressives like to pretend doesn't exist is there have always been lots of guns and gun ownership in this country, from the very beginning. Yes, I know that a lying hack tried to prove otherwise, but his scholarship was shown to be fraudulent. So, the question is, with all these guns that we've had since Day 1, what's with all of these mass shootings where some flakey idiot grabs a gun and goes nuts? "Back in the day, this was a lot more rare. And guns were more prevalent. Many high schools had shooting clubs and students would bring guns to school and keep them in their lockers. Even in New York City, the students would carry their rifles to school riding on the subway. And they would use their guns responsibly and then take them home. Responsibility. Hmmm... Maybe that's a clue as to what's different now. "Also back in the day, responsibility was held up as a virtue. As was restraint, self-control, respect, common sense, and self-discipline. All of the virtues that Drs. Amy Wax and Jordan Peterson get pilloried for because they have the temerity to argue that they're necessary in order for civilization to continue. And, not coincidentally, all of which got tossed overboard by the progressives during the 1960s for being hopelessly outdated and restrictive. But replacing them with a 'do whatever you like to do' sort of hedonism is turning out to be a miserable failure because what far too many like to do is hurt other people. Progressivism's only answer is additional layers of totalitarianism, i.e. more restrictions, just different kinds of restrictions. They don't want to admit the truth of Chesterton's adage that if someone will not be ruled by the Ten Commandments, neither will he be ruled by 10,000 commandments."
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