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April 29, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"I got nothing today except for this joke: There was this Bernie Bro school teacher who wanted to get a little political indoctrination in. So one day during math class, he asked little Johnny in the first row to stand up and tell him what sort of politics he believed in. Little Johnny told the teacher he was a conservative. The Bernie Bro teacher asked Little Johnny why was he a conservative. Little Johnny said his parents were both conservatives so hes a conservative too. So the teacher asked Johnny, 'If your Mom was an idiot and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me a Bernie Bro.'"

(h/t Lori Hendry on Twitter)

The Democrats' 2020 Candidates:

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(From L to R: Beto O'Rourke, Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren, and Joe Biden)

Soooooper Geeeeeeniuses:

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The Memo That Went Out:

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(h/t bluebell)

Know Your Casks:

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Friday's celebs: The blue-eyed Judy Collins, and from the 1971 movie Carnal Knowledge, Jack Nicholson and Art Garfunkel (Also in this movie: Ann-Margret, nekkid).

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Ana Navarro's 2nd After-Lunch Snack:

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