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Weird Crime BlotterA manhunt is underway for a suspected hitman in Canada who was caught on video during an alleged job last fall -- in which he posed as a delivery guy and shot a homeowner with a crossbow that he had hidden inside of a package, according to cops.... She survived. We need common sense crossbow control and we need a 60 day waiting period on the purchase or rental of cardboard boxes. Video of the attempted murder here. They edit out the actual shot, but you see the moments before and the moments after. Content warning for disturbing content. Man beats up transgender "woman" after traffic accident. Edward Thomas, 29, was taken into custody by police late Sunday for “his role in the aggravated assault” of the woman at an apartment complex in the city’s Oak Cliff section. You'll never hear about this hate crime again because, well, Wrong Race, Wrong Narrative. This isn't an actual crime, but it involves the courts. And I guess you could call it a Crime Against Love: Man sues parents for throwing away his $29,000 porn collection. The family feud began in October 2016, when, following a divorce, the man moved back in with his parents in Grand Rapids Mich., -- bringing with him his $29,000 smut stockpile, according to federal civil court documents obtained by local outlet WXMI. Here's a visual exhibit showing all the dudes here reacting to hearing about this guy's sick stack of smut. On to internet crime. Julian Assange got the boot from the Ecuadorian embassy when embarrassing pictures of the socialist president of Ecuador, whose first name is actually Lenin, were leaked, showing him in swank hotel rooms with beds loaded with expensive items from the room service menu. ![]() President Lenin Moreno blamed Assange for the hacking and leaking of these personal travel photos, though I don't think there's any real reason to suspect that. | Recent Comments
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