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April 10, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"If I could express all of our country's problems into one word, I'd say that word is sh*t. We've got sh*tty schools filling students' heads full of progressive sh*t, and when the sh*theads graduate, they start voting for sh*tbird politicians who implement sh*t policies that turn their cities and states into sh*tty sh*tholes. And then, after a few years, when their sh*thole cities get so completely filled with sh*t that it flows through the streets, the sh*theads say, 'hey, I can't live here any more, it's a sh*thole.' So then the sh*theads move to some other part of the country that's not a sh*thole, but then, because they're sh*theads, and not well-versed on the whole cause-and-effect thing, they vote for the same sh*tbirds who implement the same sh*t policies that have turned the places they came from into sh*tholes and their new homes gradually turn into sh*tholes that look just like the old sh*tholes, and they never seem to figure out why. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why our country is turning into sh*t."




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"It's OK When *We* Do It", Part CXLVIX:


Progressivism Makes You Stupid, Part LXXVII:


Hint: Maybe because good men don't want women just to use as sex toys. Just a thought.



Not Seeing the Crime Here:

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Monday's celebs: French dancer Cléopatra Diane de Mérode (photo taken 1895), Burp Reynolds, and in the bonus photo, Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson, and Cher. The story I heard was that back in those days when he first came to Hollywood, Johnson didn't really live anywhere in particular, but celebrities let him crash at their place for a few days in exchange for being very entertaining at whatever parties they were having. Like a paid clown.


AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Update:

4/4- Emmie’s mother has gone to be with the Lord. Emmie thanks the horde members for their prayers-they felt uplifted by them-and Emmie was grateful to God that they were able to care for her mother at home and that siblings and spouses were able to be with her when she passed. Prayers for comfort and strength for the family and friends of Emmie’s mom.


Job Needs:

Kallisto has part-time job. She thanks everybody for prayers. Please continue to pray as she needs a full-time job.

Fenelon asks for prayers for “D” for a job.Has eviction hearing this Friday.

Patrick and his girlfriend Lisa need jobs. Patrick would like a job as a technical writer or editor.

Lisa is looking for a job in development or business process engineering roles.

3/4-PugMahon’s brother in law Bill’s son has committed suicide. Please keep the family in prayer for strength and comfort after this great loss.

3/6-Notsothoreau asked for prayers for friends’s grandniece, Zoe who is 7 years old. Zoe had ruptured appendix and colon, but should be able to come home soon with a pic line for medicine. Thanks for prayers so far. Prayer for complete healing for Zoe well as strength for mom who has not left the hospital, dad who used up his sick time and for grandma who has been caring for other three kids.


Continuing requests:

-Prayers for RickL tumor has grown Prayers for complete healing

-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.

-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Mom had stroke in June. Dad has dementia and doesn’t know where he is sometimes, Slap is caring for them so he needs prayer as well He also needs a donor for a liver transplant.

-BuckIV need prayer for his sister also has breast cancer which has metastasized to bones. Also, Buck himself asked for prayers that bladder cancer not progress to worse type.

-Renningantx asked for prayers for his uncle Jimmy who had been cancer free for 12 years but aggressive cancer has returned and he has a doctors apt this week. Prayers for complete healing.

-LadyL asked for prayers for healing for a dear friend, Jean, who has had a recurrence of Mantle Cell Lymphoma, which is an aggressive cancer and hard to treat

-JQ’s father has advanced prostrate cancer and has been having a lot of pain, JQ works full time and so needs to find a place where dad can be cared for.

2/24-prayers of complete healing needed for Nora Elizabeth, great niece of Mrs. Leggy. Nora Elizabeth is a baby has brain tumors and will need a year of chemo at the least

3/4-Prayers for people in AL affected by tornado

3/7-Shibumi and Bozo Conservative newly married. Need rough places made smooth so that they can live together.

3/10-CaptainJosephaSabin had emergency pacemaker installed. Is now having dialysis Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. It is very difficult. Might be able to discontinue dialysis. Prayers for end to panic attacks and complete healing.

3/12-TonyPete’s wife is having rheumatology and neurology issues. Praying for a lessening of painful, difficult symptoms and a way forward with doctors.

3/12-NorthernLurker needs money and job. Also asks for prayer in area of new relationships. Niece’s son, Josh, needs healing. Very troubled boy with numerous behavioral issues. Pray also that authorities do what is right for the family.

3/13-Bicentennial Guy, mom and dad’s pug dog is very ill, has returning cancer. Has to be put down next week. Prayers for comfort and strength for his mom and dad and blaster who gave them the pug.

3/13-Josephistan, prayers for mom’s recovery and peace of mind and for strength for Josephistan so he can take care of her.

3/13-Lurker (Christian’s) father-in-law died Monday, March 11 after a battle with prostrate cancer which metasticized. Asked for repose of his soul and comfort for Christian’s wife Karrie and sister Jennie.

3/15-Bete in reflection had pain in neck after shoveling snow. Has cancer and one treatment but has some hope. Prayers for complete healing.

3/16-ibguy asks for prayers for Debbie K., wife of college roommate. She has early onset Alzheimer’s. She is not yet 60. Needs prayers for healing.

3/19- Red’s young friend has GI issues. Was having a consultation with doctor on 3/20, probably getting a scope. Needs healing.

3/20-Hrothgar, aging sister-in-law, Elizabeth, failing physically and mentally. He doesn’t have resources to help her. Going day by day. Needs prayer for wisdom and direction for help for sister-in-law.

3/20-Fenelon asks for healing for son K., who has major mental health issues.

3/20-Prayers for people in NE and other parts of the US dealing with terrible flooding

3/20-Backwards Boy is having financial issues because of gigs being cancelled. Prayers are much appreciated for that situation.

3/21-Nurse Ratched’s son, has intermittent depression. A friend, a classmate of his, 19, recently died after an unspecified overdose. They were all part of the same small Roman Catholic boys school. Prayers for continued healing for Nurse Ratched’s son and comfort and strength for the family and friends of the boy who overdosed.

3/21-OldRadarTech was having elbow surgery yesterday. There was” nothing left to set”, so may need to get a” gadget elbow. “ Prayers for healing and strength.

3/23-Soc_rat_eeze still recovering after colonoscopy. Asked for prayers for clearance of pulmonary embolism, early and successful reversal of colonoscopy, general recovery of strength and fitness. Also, asked for prayers for Mrs. Eeze who is carrying the load while he recovers. Soc_rat_eeze is grateful for all the prayers which he felt were uplifting him.

3/26-Blaster asks for prayers for his 17 year old son and 13 year old daughter who are depressed, anxious, and not doing well in school Blaster’s son won’t talk to him. For healing and help for Blaster and children. UPDATE-Blaster’s son has been admitted to a psychiatric hospital for suicidal ideation and self harm but Blaster has been able to speak with him, Prayers for complete healing for his son.

3/27-Olddog in MO-Wife with pancreatic cancer recently had a “Whipple Procedure” Please pray for her recovery from cancer

3/31-Sock Monkey’s dad went to be with the Lord on March 22 after suffering from advanced Alzheimers. Sock Monkey wanted to thank the horde for their prayers. Please keep Sock Monkey’s family and friends in prayer for comfort after their loss.

4/8-Please pray for Calm Mentor for a job and that he might be able to find the funds for a place to stay. He thanks everyone for their support and prayers.


New requests:

4/2-Lurker Terri asked for prayer for her cousin’s adult son, DE, who has a condition called crypto for the last 6 months and has not responded to treatment. Can’t eat regular food and has been in the hospital. Prayers for healing for DE and peace for understandably distraught mom.

4/3-Prayers asked for Jane D’oh’s dear friend, SU. SU is dying after fighting years of various forms of cancer. Requested in-home hospice care and quit medications. Wants to die peacefully and as painlessly as possible. Prayers for peaceful passing and comfort for family, friends, church, and community. Also Jane asked for prayers for strength as she will be responsible for a number of big events (funeral receptions, Easter preparations and taking in friends for visits) and it all seems to be happening at the about the same time

4/7-Aviator is in hospital with blood pressure and other issues. Please pray for complete healing

4/8-Poster “Rarity” asked for prayers for her friend’s young adult daughter who was recently diagnosed with cancer. Surgery to remove it was unsuccessful and now additional tumor was found in lung, Prayers for healing and that family and friends be able to fight this

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on
the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm



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