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February 28, 2019

Michael Cohen Did an Oopsie

NEW: In sworn testimony, @MichaelCohen212 said he hadn't wanted a job in Trump's Admin.@DonaldJTrumpJr & @EricTrump said he lied.

In a 2016 interview with @ChrisCuomo, Cohen said he "certainly hoped" he'd be offered a job & he'd "100%" accept an offer.https://t.co/rhqfQQX3eF pic.twitter.com/VbkB62eDIq
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) February 28, 2019

🚨#BREAKING: Read @Jim_Jordan & @RepMarkMeadows’s letter referring #MichaelCohen to the Department of Justice for perjury and knowingly making false statements before the Committee at yesterday's hearing.https://t.co/UYgjsNrA7A
— Oversight Committee Republicans (@GOPoversight) February 28, 2019

I can't think of who I read making this point, but Michael Cohen really should have hired a lawyer focused on protecting his legal interests rather than serving instead as a political operative for The Resistance.* The limit of my ability to attribute this insight is to say, "It wasn't me."

* This probably didn't come through in the text, but I tried to class this post up by pronouncing "rather" in the British manner which is more like "rother." Now that you know that, you go back and re-read this sentence and smell the phantom scent of fresh-baked scones and tea on the boil.

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