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February 27, 2019

Delivery Boy Arrested After Dipping His Testicles Into Customer's Salsa, and Then Posting Video of the Act Online

Saucy!

A Tennessee man was jailed on felony charges after appearing to dip his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer had ordered online.

The delivery driver allegedly recorded it and posted a video online, saying "This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive."

News outlets report that the passenger, 31-year-old Howard Matthew Webb, was arrested last week and charged with adulteration of food.

A guy in Japan just asked him for the directions on that.

Funny, he doesn't look like the sort of dead-end neckbeard incel loser who takes vengeance by teabagging condiments:

Thanks to redbanzai, who's now out on bail and delivering Burritos Especials once again.


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