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February 27, 2019

The Michael Cohen Testimony, As Told By Twitter

Here are some choice bits. I may update if you guys point out stuff I missed.

Unrelated: Arianespace is about to launch a rocket, apparently from a base in the Amazon. (Very Blofeldesque.) Video here, launch coming within a minute (supposedly).

Thanks to rickl.

Update:

120 Here's the thing with what David French said. If he cannot vote for Trump because of Trump's, er, Trumpiness, that's fine. Votes are earned, not owed.
It's the pinch faced scolding of and the rest of you are bad Christians for doing so that makes me reply, "Suck my girl dick, Pharisee."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.

Big Update: The Democrats and NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself) are trying to claim that Trump's blackmail payments to Stormy Daniels were "campaign expenditures" which should have been disclosed, so this constituted a campaign finance violation. Which is almost always a civil charge requiring the mere payment of a fine, but they're going to try it's criminal.

However, it's only a campaign expenditure if this payment was made primarily to influence a campaign. If it was only secondarily for that effect, then it's not a campaign expenditure.

Michael Cohen actually just testified, pretty much, that these payments were not campaign expenditures, as Trump has been making similar payments since before 2007, when he wasn't running for any campaign at all:

Michael Cohen admits Trump has used "catch and kill" for years: "These catch and kill scenarios existed long before I started for working him in 2007"

Cohen's admission damages the idea that Trump committed campaign finance violations w/Stormy Daniels since he did this for years pic.twitter.com/2a1qxVIaDD
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 27, 2019

For those who don't understand:

Trump's payoff to Daniels could potentially be considered "a personal expenditure if Trump would have paid for it regardless of the context"https://t.co/TlcTa7SdZf pic.twitter.com/5ITRsGP6Rh
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 27, 2019

Thanks to andycanuck for that.

Now back to the original post:

On the apparent attempt to sabotage the North Korea negotiations: Why couldn't this have been delayed a single week?

I firmly believe Congress can basically do whatever it wants, whenever it wants, but their performance today, with a high-stakes nuclear negotiation going on elsewhere, is really discrediting to themselves (and the media enabling it). Demo of what Trump derangement does to you.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) February 27, 2019

19. Rep Bob Gibbs echoes a common complaint from the Trump White House: why does big stuff keep happening (in this case, the hearing) when POTUS is out of the country?
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) February 27, 2019

On Michael Cohen's inadvertent failure to disclose his work for foreign interests:

BREAKING NEWS: Rep. Meadows has entered referral for criminal investigation of Cohen for violating Foreign Agents Registration Act for lobbying on behalf of Kazakhstan and other foreign intents without registering as required under the federal law - reports
— BNL NEWS (@BreakingNLive) February 27, 2019

Witness tampering?

BREAKING: Cohen testified under GOP grilling that he consulted with Democrat investigative committee leaders Cummings and Schiff before preparing his testimony, along with Clinton operative/lawyer Lanny Davis
— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) February 27, 2019

On Jake Tapper's huge scoop about the Pee Pee Tapes:

two kinds of people in the world... https://t.co/V5aRAXisKS
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019

On the "Prague trip" which has been repeatedly established, including by Mueller's team, to not have happened, but which still fascinates the Leftwing Alex Jones Conspiracy Theorists:

It's...weird to me no GOP rep has asked about Prague. It's a slam dunk for them in terms of knocking down the "dodgy dossier" right?
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019

But after someone does ask about the Magical Mystery Tour to Prague, and Cohen says he's never been to Prague, Chris Hayes -- the leftwing MSNBC host relentlessly praised by True Conservative (and not so secret liberal) AllahPundit as being fair and intelligent, unlike FoxNews' ruffians -- still has more Conspiracy Theories that he's Just Asking Questions About:

Someone asked about Prague! Cohen said he's never been and never been to the Czech Republic. Now follow up, please?
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019

On Michael Cohen's sworn, and dubious, claim that he never sought to work at the White House:

Nailed it. It really was the biggest joke of the entire transition. The beginning of his bitterness was when he realized that was never going to happen. #Delusional. https://t.co/ddizWugguU
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 27, 2019

Even Fake Tapper says he "knows" this is a false claim by Cohen:

CNN: Cohen isn't telling the truth when he said under questioning by Jim Jordan that he didn't want a job in the White House.

Dana Bash: "He very much wanted a job in the White House." pic.twitter.com/DK9VevYqIS
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) February 27, 2019

On Cohen's bizarre claim that Trump is lying about hearing about Wikileaks' trove of emails from Roger Stone -- he wouldn't have had to have heard about it through Roger Stone's secret informers. It was public knowledge, openly bragged about and teased by Wikileaks:

If Trump "knew in advance" about the pending publication of hacked DNC emails, so did everyone who followed the WikiLeaks Twitter account. It was public information! That's what's so maddening about this ridiculous narrative pic.twitter.com/mCYQxNUOZK
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) February 27, 2019

On the cucks and grifters who say they cannot support Donald Trump due to his characterological deficiencies, and worked like the dickens to elect the apparently morally faultless Hillary Clinton (and will now work to elect whatever socialist liar and racist and infanticidal maniac the Democrats nominate next):

By the way, the porn affairs and hush money payments by themselves are enough for me to never, ever vote for Trump.

And that’s just one thing, of many.

I remember the days, like way back in, say, May 2015, when that would have been a consensus Evangelical position.
— David French (@DavidAFrench) February 27, 2019

I think the consensus is that this (and two Supreme Court justices) is more important.https://t.co/s506APo8dX https://t.co/2ld3wouA3f
— Marc Thiessen (@marcthiessen) February 27, 2019

In a perfect world, saints are preferable to cads. In reality, it's not surprising that people of faith prefer a candidate who opposes infanticide and supports religious liberty over one who bows before Moloch and endorses gov't. persecution of Christians. https://t.co/jH2wmwxOLa
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) February 27, 2019

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It's the pinch faced scolding of and the rest of you are bad Christians for doing so that makes me reply, "Suck my girl dick, Pharisee." Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. Big Update: The Democrats and NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself) are trying to claim that Trump's blackmail payments to Stormy Daniels were "campaign expenditures" which should have been disclosed, so this constituted a campaign finance violation. Which is almost always a civil charge requiring the mere payment of a fine, but they're going to try it's criminal. However, it's only a campaign expenditure if this payment was made primarily to influence a campaign. If it was only secondarily for that effect, then it's not a campaign expenditure. Michael Cohen actually just testified, pretty much, that these payments were not campaign expenditures, as Trump has been making similar payments since before 2007, when he wasn't running for any campaign at all: Michael Cohen admits Trump has used "catch and kill" for years: "These catch and kill scenarios existed long before I started for working him in 2007" Cohen's admission damages the idea that Trump committed campaign finance violations w/Stormy Daniels since he did this for years pic.twitter.com/2a1qxVIaDD — Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 27, 2019 For those who don't understand: Trump's payoff to Daniels could potentially be considered "a personal expenditure if Trump would have paid for it regardless of the context"https://t.co/TlcTa7SdZf pic.twitter.com/5ITRsGP6Rh — Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 27, 2019 Thanks to andycanuck for that. Now back to the original post: On the apparent attempt to sabotage the North Korea negotiations: Why couldn't this have been delayed a single week? I firmly believe Congress can basically do whatever it wants, whenever it wants, but their performance today, with a high-stakes nuclear negotiation going on elsewhere, is really discrediting to themselves (and the media enabling it). Demo of what Trump derangement does to you. — Mollie (@MZHemingway) February 27, 2019 19. Rep Bob Gibbs echoes a common complaint from the Trump White House: why does big stuff keep happening (in this case, the hearing) when POTUS is out of the country? — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) February 27, 2019 On Michael Cohen's inadvertent failure to disclose his work for foreign interests: BREAKING NEWS: Rep. Meadows has entered referral for criminal investigation of Cohen for violating Foreign Agents Registration Act for lobbying on behalf of Kazakhstan and other foreign intents without registering as required under the federal law - reports — BNL NEWS (@BreakingNLive) February 27, 2019 Witness tampering? BREAKING: Cohen testified under GOP grilling that he consulted with Democrat investigative committee leaders Cummings and Schiff before preparing his testimony, along with Clinton operative/lawyer Lanny Davis — Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) February 27, 2019 On Jake Tapper's huge scoop about the Pee Pee Tapes: two kinds of people in the world... https://t.co/V5aRAXisKS — Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019 On the "Prague trip" which has been repeatedly established, including by Mueller's team, to not have happened, but which still fascinates the Leftwing Alex Jones Conspiracy Theorists: It's...weird to me no GOP rep has asked about Prague. It's a slam dunk for them in terms of knocking down the "dodgy dossier" right? — Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019 But after someone does ask about the Magical Mystery Tour to Prague, and Cohen says he's never been to Prague, Chris Hayes -- the leftwing MSNBC host relentlessly praised by True Conservative (and not so secret liberal) AllahPundit as being fair and intelligent, unlike FoxNews' ruffians -- still has more Conspiracy Theories that he's Just Asking Questions About: Someone asked about Prague! Cohen said he's never been and never been to the Czech Republic. Now follow up, please? — Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019 On Michael Cohen's sworn, and dubious, claim that he never sought to work at the White House: Nailed it. It really was the biggest joke of the entire transition. The beginning of his bitterness was when he realized that was never going to happen. #Delusional. https://t.co/ddizWugguU — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 27, 2019 Even Fake Tapper says he "knows" this is a false claim by Cohen: CNN: Cohen isn't telling the truth when he said under questioning by Jim Jordan that he didn't want a job in the White House. Dana Bash: "He very much wanted a job in the White House." pic.twitter.com/DK9VevYqIS — David Rutz (@DavidRutz) February 27, 2019 On Cohen's bizarre claim that Trump is lying about hearing about Wikileaks' trove of emails from Roger Stone -- he wouldn't have had to have heard about it through Roger Stone's secret informers. It was public knowledge, openly bragged about and teased by Wikileaks: If Trump "knew in advance" about the pending publication of hacked DNC emails, so did everyone who followed the WikiLeaks Twitter account. It was public information! That's what's so maddening about this ridiculous narrative pic.twitter.com/mCYQxNUOZK — Michael Tracey (@mtracey) February 27, 2019 On the cucks and grifters who say they cannot support Donald Trump due to his characterological deficiencies, and worked like the dickens to elect the apparently morally faultless Hillary Clinton (and will now work to elect whatever socialist liar and racist and infanticidal maniac the Democrats nominate next): By the way, the porn affairs and hush money payments by themselves are enough for me to never, ever vote for Trump. And that’s just one thing, of many. I remember the days, like way back in, say, May 2015, when that would have been a consensus Evangelical position. — David French (@DavidAFrench) February 27, 2019 I think the consensus is that this (and two Supreme Court justices) is more important.https://t.co/s506APo8dX https://t.co/2ld3wouA3f — Marc Thiessen (@marcthiessen) February 27, 2019 In a perfect world, saints are preferable to cads. 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