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February 27, 2019

The Michael Cohen Testimony, As Told By Twitter

Here are some choice bits. I may update if you guys point out stuff I missed.

Unrelated: Arianespace is about to launch a rocket, apparently from a base in the Amazon. (Very Blofeldesque.) Video here, launch coming within a minute (supposedly).

Thanks to rickl.

Update:

120 Here's the thing with what David French said. If he cannot vote for Trump because of Trump's, er, Trumpiness, that's fine. Votes are earned, not owed.

It's the pinch faced scolding of and the rest of you are bad Christians for doing so that makes me reply, "Suck my girl dick, Pharisee."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.

Big Update: The Democrats and NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself) are trying to claim that Trump's blackmail payments to Stormy Daniels were "campaign expenditures" which should have been disclosed, so this constituted a campaign finance violation. Which is almost always a civil charge requiring the mere payment of a fine, but they're going to try it's criminal.

However, it's only a campaign expenditure if this payment was made primarily to influence a campaign. If it was only secondarily for that effect, then it's not a campaign expenditure.

Michael Cohen actually just testified, pretty much, that these payments were not campaign expenditures, as Trump has been making similar payments since before 2007, when he wasn't running for any campaign at all:



Thanks to andycanuck for that.

Now back to the original post:

On the apparent attempt to sabotage the North Korea negotiations: Why couldn't this have been delayed a single week?


On Michael Cohen's inadvertent failure to disclose his work for foreign interests:


Witness tampering?



On Jake Tapper's huge scoop about the Pee Pee Tapes:



On the "Prague trip" which has been repeatedly established, including by Mueller's team, to not have happened, but which still fascinates the Leftwing Alex Jones Conspiracy Theorists:



But after someone does ask about the Magical Mystery Tour to Prague, and Cohen says he's never been to Prague, Chris Hayes -- the leftwing MSNBC host relentlessly praised by True Conservative (and not so secret liberal) AllahPundit as being fair and intelligent, unlike FoxNews' ruffians -- still has more Conspiracy Theories that he's Just Asking Questions About:



On Michael Cohen's sworn, and dubious, claim that he never sought to work at the White House:



Even Fake Tapper says he "knows" this is a false claim by Cohen:




On Cohen's bizarre claim that Trump is lying about hearing about Wikileaks' trove of emails from Roger Stone -- he wouldn't have had to have heard about it through Roger Stone's secret informers. It was public knowledge, openly bragged about and teased by Wikileaks:




On the cucks and grifters who say they cannot support Donald Trump due to his characterological deficiencies, and worked like the dickens to elect the apparently morally faultless Hillary Clinton (and will now work to elect whatever socialist liar and racist and infanticidal maniac the Democrats nominate next):





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