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February 25, 2019

Super-Republican Strategist Rick Wilson Grins Like a Cuck Who Just Picked Out His Wife's Date While Posing with Ultrapartisan Democrat Adam Schiff

True conservatives. Both of them!

I'm 99% certain that this was backstage at the stupid Bill Maher show this week.

That's three True Conservatives!

Bill Maher, of course, attacked Red State Americans and I'll bet you any amount of money that True Conservative Rick Wilson clapped and grinned like a nasty-looking monkey.

Mr. Maher cited the now-infamous quote by twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, who said last year that she won the states that are “optimistic, diverse, dynamic, moving forward,” whereas the people who voted for President Trump support moving the country backward.

Mr. Maher, who agreed with Mrs. Clinton’s sentiments, further argued that red state Americans are resentful and envious of blue states because "the libs own everything."

"The blue parts of America are having a big prosperity party while that big sea of red feels like their invitation got lost in the mail. And they still use the mail," he joked. "They turn on the TV and all the shows take place in a few hip cities, there's no 'Real Housewives of Toledo' or 'CSI: Lubbock.' There are no red carpets in Wyoming and no one ever asks you, 'Who are you wearing?' Because the answer is always 'Target.'

"There are two Americas ...We have chef Wolfgang Puck, they have Chef Boyardee," he continued. "Our roofs have solar panels, theirs have last year's Christmas lights. We've got legal bud, they've got Bud. We have anal bleaching, they have Congressman Steve King. The flyover states have become the passed-over states. That's why red state voters are so pissed off. They don't hate us, they want to be us. They want to go to the party."

Yup, I watched the video (at the link). Super-Republican True Conservative loved it. "Ooooh," he said appreciatively, like a cuck watching a stranger slide into his wife.

It seems Schiff and Wilson are very good Twitter Friendz now!

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