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February 18, 2019
Salon: It's All Trump's Fault That We Are Sexless Weirdos Fascinated By Cuckery!!!Don't click on Salon's link, but if you want to, there's the link to Salon. Has Trump wrecked our sex life? "Post-Trump Sex Disorder" is real, says sex therapist Most of us are doing fine. It's you Cluster B hysterics and basket cases who are tweaking. Get the fuck off twitter for a few hours a day, you neurotic spazzes. The only anxiety most of us experience is hysteria-by-proxy, caused by your constant emotional incontinence and daily lunacies. Donald Trump's negative impact on mental health extends to the intimate sexual lives of many people as well. Now some questions for the Sexpert, which is totally a real thing. How has the Age of Trump impacted the American people's collective mental health and also their intimate lives? You mean your basket-case frigid liberal feminist friends don't. Some of us haven't been this horny in years. Let's skip around a bit. [T]his moment with Donald Trump is also reflected by many men who are dysfunctional and chronically frustrated and who don't know how to properly approach women, and the lethally unhinged "incels." We also cannot forget all of the "ammosexuals" who substitute their favorite guns for a working penis. What about the Maddowsexuals who can't have sex because they are hysteria junkies who need to get amped up on whatever conspiracy theory and fear-mongering Rachel Maddow is injecting into their veins next? Most Americans of conscience, and decent people more generally, are appalled by Donald Trump's personal and public behavior. Yet, there are others who are aroused by Donald Trump and see him as a symbol of sexual potency and power. I just wanted to quote that -- she's admitting that many of her frigid feminist progressive-stack idiot friends are turned on by Evil Daddy Trump, and I'm just LOLing at that. The interviewer agrees that all of this "fascism" can be "very erotic."
Ahem. Are you sure it's us who have these sexual feelings about Trump...? You guys sure seem to have, um, thought a lot about this, in perhaps a rhythmic sort of way, maybe a sort of pulsing kind of way, set to level 2, then increasing to level 3 and then level 4 as it gets hotter and hotter.
This woman (if it is a woman) is going HAM on the idea of getting spanked by Bad Daddy. Trump has turned her into a puddle of primal need. Why are some men -- especially conservatives and other authoritarians --frightened and made angry by strong, independent, sexual confident women? Let me answer this: No one is. People like confidence and sexual confidence is sexy. You are mischaracterizing bitter, brittle, emotionally incontinent, hateful little female catlady "incels" as "strong, independent, sexual[ly] confident women." In fact they're none of these things. But every fragile weakling has a powerful psychological drive to characterize his or her flaws as Secret Strengths. I have talked to so many men in right-wing strongholds, red state America. They need sex therapy more than the guys in liberal parts of the country. A Sexpert who has a roaming practice? I don't know about you guys, but the therapists I've heard of have been single-location operators. They don't roam the country from blue state to red state setting up shop for two weeks before moving on like a railway hobo one step ahead of the police. Oh wait, she's not a "therapist," she's... ...founder and director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Sciences. Block is perhaps most well-known for her HBO TV special "Radio Sex TV with Dr. Susan Block," and appearances on HBO series such as "Real Sex" and "Cathouse." She's also a New York Times bestselling author and has been a frequent guest on such TV shows and networks as Oprah, Nightline, and MTV. I'm not seeing much in that CV that suggests she actually talks with people from any state about their sexual problems as a therapist would. She just seems like a self-manufactured talking head looking for bookings on TV. Now comes the part you knew was coming: Yes, it's time to talk about how hot being a cuck can be. But these right-wing conservative men are very turned on by the thought of seeing their wives or girlfriends with other men. These men, the Trump supporters and especially the "alt-right" types love to use the word "cuck" as a type of insult. But in reality I would estimate that a lot of them, maybe most, are into the cuckold fantasy themselves. This guy saying this is writing for the leftwing magazine that wrote about the hot sexy practice of cuckolding nonstop for a year or so. Now they want to claim that "most" rightwingers are into it. Hey, leftwing magazines write about it constantly, but that's really to attract those rightwing readers their advertisers are interested in selling to. ... So... the proper, cultured leftwing response to the "cuck" insult is "I'm not a cuck, but you conservative homos totally want to have sex with Jussie Smollet!!!" .. Salon once again is all like, "Tell me all the hot stuff about this hot sexy thing called 'cucking' I've read so much about in Salon. And also, try to say something bad about conservatives while you're turning me on." Hm, I can't figure out why progressives are so hung up about sex in the Age of Trump. Except that part where they project their own fantasies on to others and then denigrate those fantasies. And the part where they suggest that people should have interracial cuck sex in order to "exorcise America's historical demons." I can't think of anything sexier than sex had to correct past racial injustices. Why, I'm getting all steamy just thinking about it. So, even though it's a bit late for Valentine's Day -- tonight: light some candles, get into sexy underwear, and do it for Thurgood Marshall. Update: Yeah, TV-and-Twitter addicted liberals, your pathetic sex lives are all Trump's fault.
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